My self published sci fi book was nominated for the major BSFA award for best novel of 2021!2yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/scifi
Well, I've been on Reddit for 6 years, so here's a picture of me in Iraq, flying a kite, with my puppy.9yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/pics
ER doctor cut off my 10-year-old son's favorite Claptrap t-shirt. Today I went to replace it.9yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Last night, at 9:55PM, five minutes before closing, these 12 people walked in and ordered a full meal. Never seen a waiter look so bummed. Story in comments.10yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/pics
[UPDATE] I'm buying my son an Xbox One for his birthday next month. What do I need to know, what accessories do I need to get, how can I make this awesome?10yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/xboxone
So my new neighbors moved in.... I can tell were not gonna be friends [xpost from Shitty_Car_Mods]6yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/Jeep
12 years on Reddit today, so here's a picture of Bitey McBitesALot in payment.2yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/pics
Fuck you Java. I will NEVER install your stupid fucking Ask Toolbar, I don't want Ask to be my default search engine, and I don't want Ask.com to be my default home page. Oh, and fuck you too Adobe. I will never install McAfee either.10yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/rage
My pregnant wife sent me to the store at 9:30 pm last night to get these items.13yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/pics
As is tradition, I'm building up a new system and here's the picture.4yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/pcmasterrace
Oil fires during Desert Storm. We spent a month or so next to them. Like smoking 200 packs of cigarettes a day. FML8yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/pics
Just found this bird in the pool. Not sure what to do. Don't know how to help it out, don't even know what kind it is. Scottsdale AZ - HELP!4yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/whatsthisbird
[OC] Mushroom / bacon / swiss / cheddar / lettuce / tomato / mayo / egg burger with a side of onion rings. (1080x1920)7yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/FoodPorn
MFW my very raunchy book is linked to Cory in the House for the Nintendo DS10yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/warlizard
My son had to read a book and write a letter to the author about it. I'm laughing my ass off -- it's really funny. I tweeted a copy to the author, and thought you might enjoy it too.9yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/warlizard
Anyone know what model Lambo this is? He was in front of me today and took off like a scalded cat.8yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/exoticspotting
To get unbanned from /r/askreddit, I had to draw a picture of Jimmy Fallon attempting to hug a giant penguin. This was my successful response:10yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/warlizard
Hey guys. I have a couple Nvidia GTX285's I'm not using anymore and thought maybe someone could use one to upgrade. I know they're kinda old, but they're still solid. I went to GTX685's and they've been sitting idle ever since.11yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/gaming
This was air-brushed on to my arm at a party and I really liked it. Is it possible to replicate this with a standard tattoo at this level of detail? Thanks in advance.7yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/tattoo
I just took one of those quizzes where you answer a bunch of questions and it tells you what religion you best fit:8yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/warlizard
Six out of the seven eggs I cracked this morning had double yolks.9yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Technically, I just said the the dogs weren't allowed \r to sleep in his room...14yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/pics
Today, for the first time in many years, I got to vote FOR someone, instead of AGAINST someone else.13yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/ronpaul
Oil fires in Kuwait during Desert Storm -- At night, when the wind blew away from us, we could read from the light of the fires. During the day, when the smoke blew toward us, we had to use flashlights at noon.8yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/pics
[GIVEAWAY] Update -- Headphones shipped out today. Sorry for the delay.7yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/pcmasterrace
Who has two thumbs, bad trigger discipline, and been on Reddit 8 years today?7yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/pics
5 years ago yesterday, Lupin96 pranked me and created the fictitious Warlizard Gaming Formum joke that haunts me to this day. Five. Years.8yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/gifs
Moving up the list. Had 100 sales in May. To date, 137 have sold. I know it's minor compared to real books, but it's cool as hell for a nobody.13yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/writing
My wife just got my LVL 90 Worgen Warlock (WarMoonMoon) the Moon Moon pet. Couldn't be happier.10yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/wow
/r/soccer didn't seem to understand why I was so excited about my new watch.13yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/reddevils
Woot! My little book is #6 Top Rated in Kindle Store \r > Kindle eBooks > Humor > Essays14yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/writing
Removed from /r/rage for not being rage inducing enough and told to post here: Fuck you Java. I will NEVER install your stupid fucking Ask Toolbar, I don't want Ask to be my default search engine, and I don't want Ask.com to be my default home page. Oh, and fuck you too Adobe.10yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
Cast your vote to replace SJW and man-hating Reddit CEO Ellen Pao with Edward Snowden.9yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/circlejerk
Redditor /u/feureau asked me how my newest kid was. I went in to take a picture to show him. There was a scorpion 3-4 from my 9-month-old's foot. /u/feureau saved my little guy a trip to the hospital. I can't thank him enough.11yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/pics
I can't figure this stupid thing out. It's a girl's first name. All I can figure out is that images are Spielberg movies.10yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/puzzles
Redditmade apparently isn't working and doesn't show the preview, although it did yesterday. Anyway, this is the front of the t-shirt.10yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/warlizard
Two sides to every story -- Live show tweet from Brandon's father, response by Russell 13yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/survivor
So the Alabama Face Guy gets his AMA listed in the sidebar but Bad Luck Brian gets his deleted? Ok, I fucking give up trying to understand the IAMA rules.12yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/WTF
I benchmarked Opera 11.5 against the latest Chrome, Firefox, and IE this morning. Results below. I'm running an i7-950 (stock) w/ 6GB 1333 ram and SLI'd GTX285s.13yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/operabrowser
TheRedditRockhound grabbed a screenie of me hitting 500k karma. Goddam.11yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/warlizard
This is why our educational system sucks. Homework problem given to my son...11yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/funny
Wife and I are going to put out a book of \r Warlizard stories, offered to Reddit as pay \r whatever you want and she came up with this as \r the cover. What do you think?14yr ⋅ Warlizard ⋅ r/writing
