Security Guards “I figured out what smells in here — it’s your pussy!”1yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
Crickets “Here’s Arnold Schwarzenegger finding a French fry in his onion rings — Vat is dis? I did not vant dis!”1yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
Tumblr Meeting “I’m on Slack, too. I can see what you guys are doing.”2yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
The Needy and the Greedy “Brian! Is that your SECOND cooked ham can?!”2yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
Waiting Room Texts “Just got a text from my friend — ‘Saw your balls on the news!’ “1yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
Have You Seen My Wife? “She has a face like she’s holding in a fart ...”3yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
Gang Interview “What’s your favorite Katy Perry song?” “The one where she committing lesbianage with another girl!”3yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
Fat Ones “When Mr. Quinn wants a hot dog, you get him a hot dog!”1yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
UFO Presentation “Hello, I’m Dr. Roger O’Neil, professor of Astrophysics at Columbia University.” “And I’m Dandy Chiggins.”3yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
Arnold Finding a Fry in His Onion Rings “Vat is dis? I did not vant dis!”2yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
You Laugh, You Lose “Has anyone seen Chuck Yeager, the man who discovered the Speed of Light?!”1yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
Bingo “People are saying they’re not playin’ no more, man; they’re gonna come after me!”3yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
Unclear Requests Why does this remind me of the Jokers’ protest sign: “Don’t Stop Letting People Not Help!” lol 😂2yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
You Laugh, You Lose “Has ANYONE seen Chuck Yeager? The man who discovered the Speed of Light?!”1yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
Juice Bar “Have a stupid face when you’re going to get the mop!”3yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
Fire Academy “You don’t have to do it right between her eyes every time!”3yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
Blind Justice “I used to do graffiti. I had a Tag Name — “JaCrispy!”2yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
Fragrance Focus Group “It’s not just for guys with little dicks. It’s for ALL dicks!”1yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
Mall Games “We brought in your wife!” “Yeah. I know my wife’s voice ...”3yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
Did I Deserve That? “He taught MY daughter how to ride a bike?!”3yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
Algonquin Theater “We’re installing a new handicapped ramp — that cost $60,000.”4yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
Government Presentation “It’ll be built by the Beef Gristle Mill.”3yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
Running of the Bullies “Ma’am, I’m feeling a little bit bullied. I’m gonna need you to come out of the pool for 5 minutes!”2yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
Crickets This is me — finding a french fry in my onion rings ... ‘Vat is dis? I didn’t not vant this!’2yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
PowerPoint Lessons “I can’t wait to sell houses to rich assholes, Mr. Juan!”1yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
Name Game “Well, I don’t name these people; they just give me their names!”2yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
Crickets “Here’s my impression of Arnold Schwarzenegger finding a fry in his onion rings.” “Vat in dis? I deed not vant this!”3yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
Text Reply “Yo Mamma’s so fat, she looks like she ate a live human being.” “Hope that was his side job.”3yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
Laugh Man Standing “A whole bag of props, wasted now because he pulled out ‘Pussy Doctor!’ “2yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
Biker Gang “The one where she’s committing ‘lesbianage’ with another girl!”1yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
Text Interpreter “My friend just texted me — ‘I saw your balls on the news!’ “2yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
Christine Anyone else have a mad crush on IJ Art Director Christine Morris? Yowza ... 😍1yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
Organic Avenue “Have a stupid face when you concentrate on something!”2yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
Crusin’ for a Bruisin’ “I’m no good at geography. As a matter of fact, I don’t even know what lake we’re on!”2yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
Favorite Katy Perry Song “The one where she’s committing ‘lesbianage’ with another girl!”1yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
Tumblr “Guy Fieri sucks!” “Hey! You better watch yourself, pal!”2yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
Focus Group “Parents will know why they’re buying it. “I can see DADS buying it ...”3yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
Quitting My Job “I’m leaving this job to follow Jamiroquai around the world!”1yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
Solo - Leia Has anyone else heard the story that Lucas did not like the “I love you; I know.” scene in ESB? And that he only decided to keep it after test audience positive reaction? Just curious ...1yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/StarWarsCantina
Sal’s shirt I’ve seen Sal wearing this shirt lately (particularly on Dinner Party), and wondered if anyone knows what it means?4yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
Security Guards “I figured out what smells in here. It’s your pu**y!”4yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
Uncool and the Gang “What emotional void in your life does this gang fill?”3yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
Eddie Money “Hey, do you think if we paid him, Eddie Money would beat us up?” “You? I think he’d beat you up for free!”3yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/kingofqueens
NBC Password Just curious what everyone thought of NBC’s new version of Password? I was prepared not to like Keke as host, but thought she did a nice job. I also liked the way they used the old Alphabetics format for the $25,000 Bonus Round.1yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/gameshow
Generation Gap Just curious if anyone else watched the new show Generation Gap tonight on ABC. I thought it was an interesting concept, but the Bonus Round (in which a 5-year-old picks the winning team’s bonus prize), was a huge let down.1yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/gameshow
To Tell the Truth “I enjoy ABC’s To Tell the Truth, but think they should make some changes: 1. Tabulate the audience’s choice, then count that as a vote. And 2. If no one gets it right, and the liars fool everyone, they should win extra cash for fooling the panel.3yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/gameshow
The Misery Index Just curious what folks here think of The Misery Index. I find it mostly unwatchable. It’s pretty much just a so-so game show idea with the Jokers shoehorned onto it, forced jokes and all. Ugh.3yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
The Chase Anyone else miffed by GSN’s decision to take The Chase off it’s afternoon schedule? Not too happy.2yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/gameshow
Family Feud on GSN Just curious what everyone else’s thoughts were on GSN running Family Feud constantly. I know the GSN execs realize how folks feel because I saw an admin comment on their website that was was something like, “Does anyone have any comments about something OTHER than Family Feud?”3yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/gameshow
People Puzzler Is it just me, or does the consolation prize of a subscription to People Magazine seem like a crummy prize?3yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/gameshow
Get a Clue I’m not sure if I’m alone on this, but I find GSN’s “Get a Clue” almost unwatchable. And that’s really saying something, because I love Password in all it’s earlier iterations. But the players on this show are so terrible at the game, the bonus round (for $10,000) is almost never won.3yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/gameshow
Amy “I’m not as good as you think. One time, in the church choir, I was supposed to sing ‘What a friend we have in Jesus.’ But My friend and I sang, ‘What a friend We have in Chesseus.’ “3yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/EverybodyLovesRaymond
Two Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest “And they swam, and they swam ... all over the dam!”3yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/threescompany
Pat’s Secret “You know what I tell my Sixth Graders when I catch one of them smoking? ‘Why don’t you just drink poison?!’ “3yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/EverybodyLovesRaymond
Robert’s Divorce “So what do I do now?” “I tell you what you don’t do — You don’t call Mom a ‘Bitch.’ “3yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/EverybodyLovesRaymond
Imperial Network In “A New Hope,” Obi-Wan tells R2 to plug in to the Death Star computer, and he should be able to “interpret the entire Imperial Network.” Other than the Death Star directory and maps, what do you think was on The Imperial Network?3yr ⋅ Wardyman70 ⋅ r/StarWars
