My husband’s reaction when he comes into the bathroom and I’m testing the temp of my bath water with a meat thermometer to make sure it’s not hot enough to endanger my non-existent pregnancy3yr ⋅ walrussss ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me to my OB when she gives me permission to test early so I can start progesterone supplements ASAP in case of a BFP3yr ⋅ walrussss ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When my best friend tells me about her accidental pregnancy and says it was unexpected but she’s ‘so glad she didn’t have to go through the stress of trying’ knowing we’re struggling to conceive post MMC.3yr ⋅ walrussss ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MFW the scheduler tells me there’s no open appts with my OB to talk about my struggling to conceive post-MC because of the ‘covid baby boom’3yr ⋅ walrussss ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When CD1 comes in the middle of Zoom class and I have to pretend everything’s fine and normal for my 25 little monsters even though I’m trying not to cry.3yr ⋅ walrussss ⋅ r/trollingforababy
This is the highest I’ve ever built my hope fortress and I have completely convinced myself I’m pregnant this cycle based merely on BS early symptoms and a *~fEeLiNg~*. Things are starting to crumble around here...3yr ⋅ walrussss ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When I half-heartedly worried it would take a while to get pregnant but now I’ve watched everyone who started trying at the same time as me and those who started after me get pregnant...3yr ⋅ walrussss ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me to my body when I’ve decided to not temp or use OPK’s this month along with some other ‘JuSt ReLaX’ woo woo since it’s the only method I haven’t tried yet3yr ⋅ walrussss ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When I'm complaining to my co-worker that ttc is difficult and she says she is so fertile that all her husband has to do is look at her and she's pregnant.4yr ⋅ walrussss ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW I get invited to an intimate mother’s blessing for a whoops baby conceived right after my MMC3yr ⋅ walrussss ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Watercolor-Inspired Tattoo by Elizabeth from Tattoo Temple, Hong Kong, 20146yr ⋅ walrussss ⋅ r/tattoo
When temp drop decides to randomly update and actually become a tracking app but fails at its primary function (thanks for losing today’s temp)3yr ⋅ walrussss ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Spoiler alert! Me sobbing along with Daphne when she gets CD1 the same day I do3yr ⋅ walrussss ⋅ r/trollingforababy
