Murdered by the Word of God.

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I think my great grandma is pretty damn stylish for a 95 yr old. (And she still drives her own car! Not at night though.)

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Such succulent grapes

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Just FEET AWAY FROM EACH OTHER? Oh my!

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Forbidden strawberry Mentos.

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Personalized meat

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I think it’s time to put Christmas away for the year.

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Um, do we really need more?

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Get your stuffed kid away from me.

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Pumpkins never lie...

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Thanks I hate earth holes

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More kids, more groceries. Slow clap for Trader Joe’s low key sex advice marketing.

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When men write click bait for women

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Thank God for the note...

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Last roll

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This polar vortex is just too damn hot. Must turn thermostat down immediately so I don’t boil to death.

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Children’s math be so savage

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