Roses are Red, He was Dressed for a Dungeon
When FailBlog makes an article by stealing the top posts from r/QuitYourBullshit
Larry the Number 10 Downing St cat who has outlasted a half a dozen British Prime Minister's.
If your pet is a jerk, be sure to tip off your pizza guy. (A note I received tonight.)
This is heartwarming.
Roses are red, we need a tiny hard hat,
It's so harsh to give her away just after Christmas.
This poem by a 10 year old with Dyslexia.
German AfD boss has his clothes stolen.
I Don't Think This Really Needs a Title .
I wonder how John feels about Hank's new channel...
My weirdest, but still pretty functional knife(s)
Barnsley F. C. being wholesome.
So where can I drink it???
A little different, but a knife in the wild
Good thing we were polite to Willy.
What a view! 👀(x-post: evil buildings)
This brick sculpture of a steam train in Darlington UK
My EDC... Thanks UK weapons law.
Roses are red, sure there's a spectrum,
The Fairy Cave in Malaysia.
gimme gimme gimme(x-post r/mademesmile)
Walked past this building every day for 4 years, still don't know if I like or hate it. (Brambell Labs, Bangor, UK)
Idiot protester in Trafalgar Square makes Nazi salute turns into a crying puddle after being arrested for making said Nazi salute
Having free access to this place after work has done wonders for my mental health...
British police officer takes the time to talk to a suicidal guy and saves his life.
This looks like a good ideal for an episode
I got lazy with editing on my phone.
My local golf course has a lot of puffball mushrooms like these on it, makes finding your ball hard but they satisfyingly expload when you hit them with your 3 iron.
Happy April 1st, NSD!
Another Kickstarter overpromises more than physics can deliver...
Incel holds up a bag of chicken in his mom's utility cupboard because white people...
The punctuation mark we've been missing for years...
After 2 of living off unemployment shitty jobs that fire you for a single day's sickness and my parents I finally managed to get a good, permanent job that pays well. Oh and bought a car 🙂
Just saw the actual George Cross used on the Malta flag🇲🇹
My boots were in the car when this little cleaver arrived so I had to improvise... Cozy.
A bunch of Leatherman I picked up for £150 at auction. Didn't know what was in the boxes but I think I got a good deal.
This guy learned farming from that DangerouslyFunny guy.
A newborn owl X-post r/aww
Wagamama (UK) have a very barbaric sickness policy.
Wow... What an idiot.
Well, it's functional I guess...
These far right Free Speach Neon-Nazis.
Not exactly a meme but this artwork from AOE2 HD seems pretty appropriate. Feel free to use it.
This cheapskate businessman who bitched about getting the car he'd paid £4 a day for... If you're so great buy a fucking car! Minor scratches don't count as damage by the way.
The Image Makes it Impossible to Snap This Chocolate Bar Cleanly.
When one bevel is too mainstream.
After seeing that gun stocks rallied after the Las Vegas terrorist attack...
Just quit my job and thought I'd share my collection in celebration. Sorry about the mess on the floor
Rainbow unicorn scissors... 🦄🌈
I regret to inform you but Pyongyang Golf Course died.
Just set up my new AliExpress formicarium, how what do you think?
Roses are red, don't make her bored
Post titled THIS Is The_Donald! on r/T_D to be fair we already knew it was a bunch of racist incels, people afraid to show their faces and people using stolen female avatars.
Is this what this sub's about?
Driving home from work, I spotted this Antonov An-124 taking off at East Midlands Airport... Cool!
A nice little Damascus(pattern welded) folder.
Nice little titanium handled tanto flipper. Sharpest factory edge I've received and smoothest flipping action too. (unnamed $16 AliExpress knife)
Postman brought me something nice this morning. Already customised it a little.
FIFA's Boardroom Looks Like A Bond Villains HQ
Would lose so many balls...
Morakniv Craftline Pro C(c stands for Carbon) not as pretty as some but damn near indestructible.
This Aussie Cunt of a Prime Minister who brought a lump of coal onto the senate and is pretty much ignoring the fact that his country's on fire.
I typed Golf into Ali Express and it came up with some weird yet interesting crap... Note the fake Scotty Cameron Putter at the bottom...
Piers Morgan forgot he wrote a lot of racist shit about Meghan Markle and then cricicises the Nasty, Racist British Press that he wrote for.
Just die already...
Roses are red, why'd you flip off that trucker?
This place is a bit less threatening in person...
Child has a major operation and former MP calls him a Pathetic Cretin.
If you're on a bike or a horse I'll overtake you slowly and with plenty of room, but if you're impersonating a police officer with one of these 'Polite Notice' jackets you're a twat.
Found this tile graffiti on a wall near Birmingham.
Anyone seen one of these before? Apparently it's 5c13 steel, has anyone heard of it? ($17 on AliExpress, link in comments)
Anyone else feel like the Tesla CyberTruck was made using a 90s graphics engine?
Paid around £150 for this lot auction a couple of months ago, thought you might appreciate them. I still mostly use my Wave though.
Not even going to tell you his name but totally hittable.
Aftermath of the Alaska earthquake (x-post: r/Knives)
Picking this dude up on Thursday. 1.8VVT-i 1 previous owner 77k miles. Bit of an upgrade from my focus.
Leatherman e33L (a retired model) Don't judge him too harshly, life in a ships engine room can be rough. Still shaving sharp though. Has anyone seen this kind of blade launcher elsewhere?
Picked this guy up a few days ago and it's been impressing me ever since. Do you all have people staring at you/making positive comments as you drive past or is it just me?
The cost of having a baby in the UK.
Do any of you have any tips on smoothing put this fairly rough ball and cage on a Welsh Love Spoon I hand carved from Cherry.
Just pulled up at my work. Nice piece of kit I have to say.
Blown clutch and top end rattling means this girl just booked her trip on the car carrier to the sky 😢 we had a good summer together. Any suggestions for a replacement? Under £1500
Stopped by the runway at East Midlands Airport and this Russian Antonov (world's largest commercial cargo jet) was taking off.
Postman had a nice little package.
A twitter troll's immigration argument falls flat.
Anyone need any parts or to buy the whole thing? (UK based 140bhp manual, blown clutch & top engine rattle)
My collection of sharp things minus a few kitchen knives.
This is why the Google Translate Version (GTV) of the Bible didn't catch on...
You can use a standard house key in place of a pound for a supermarket trolley.
Trump & Ryan on Healthcare.
This is gonna be a classy wedding...
Do you find people respond differently to you on the road since you started driving your celica? i.e. How do they respond now?
The Daily Express celebrates one year to Brexit with a photo of a cliff edge...
Brambell Labs in Bangor, UK. Walked past it every day for 4 years, still don't know if I like or hate it...
New Ganzo in the post. This works quite well as a non 'scary' EDC. G621
If EA created a console this building would represent it.
I live in the UK and just got my first OTF knife(legal to own but not legal to buy/sell), I can see why Y'all like them, this is pretty terrific.
I Survived The Hawaii Nuclear scare ⚛
Let me Mansplain this to you...
Roses are red, I don't mean to pry
What's the best golf course Sim/Tycoon style game?
This goose has tongue teeth...
I walked past this biology lab in Bangor, Wales, every day for 4 years...
This is an elected MP telling another elected MP to Shut Up You Fucking Fool
My Queen Harvester Ant Just Arrived With Her First Eggs, How Long Will It Take Before the Brood is Ready to Release into the Farm?
If your pet is a jerk, a tip off is worth more to a pizza guy than a tip(note I received tonight)
I'm going to take a look at this cache of second hand clubs, any advice on what to look for?
I just got paid so want to spend £15-20($20-25) on a new knife and would appreciate any Amazon(UK) Gearbest or AliExpress suggestion. Thanks.
One of the most solid folders I've ever had. SR631A
Rollerskates are not his thing...
Wagamama (uk) have some pretty horrendous sickness policies...
Feel like I should be riding a horse... The balloons detract from the ambiance a little.
I fancy a new Mora, is there a good guide for which are the best for varying purposes. I've go out a Craftline Pro-C abs am considering a Mora Garberg. What are your thoughts?
My new putter, it's a little light but hits unbelievably accurately considering I made it, even with the shaft held in with white-tac.
Does such a spear, sword, mace hybrid exist?
Anyone know why I'm getting this message when I try and activate the torch? (Huawei p10)
Probably not his intention but that dick of a stage invader did nothing but help Surie and the UK. 6th favourite. Glad nobody knows what his point was.
Then I will tell them plainly, 'I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!' Matt 7:23
I can smell the bread already. (x-post r/europe)
Someone left some baby socks in the fridge at Aldi
This abusive employer who is pushing for less workers rights and is against the minimum wage, who definitely is not a sexual predator... (owner of JD Weatherspoons, UK pub chain)