This one's probably an alt of an existing little boy with a crush, as the account was literally created minutes ago just to send the message.8yr ⋅ VorpalEskimo ⋅ r/creepyPMs
At least there's no bigotry in this particular set of pickup lines...8yr ⋅ VorpalEskimo ⋅ r/creepyPMs
White boys can't conceive of their presence or comments being unwanted.8yr ⋅ VorpalEskimo ⋅ r/SRSMailbag
This takes me back. Little boys often like to return to places adults are tired of.7yr ⋅ VorpalEskimo ⋅ r/SRSMailbag
A little boy grew so close to self-awareness today that it almost made me cry.8yr ⋅ VorpalEskimo ⋅ r/SRSMailbag
He tries so hard to be edgy. I just want to pinch his cheeks! Of course, that would involve touching him...8yr ⋅ VorpalEskimo ⋅ r/SRSMailbag
Yes, sweetie, calling me bigoted and then using an unoriginal slur is some pretty cool hypocrisy.8yr ⋅ VorpalEskimo ⋅ r/SRSMailbag
Little boys need to work on their game if they want attention from their betters.8yr ⋅ VorpalEskimo ⋅ r/SRSMailbag
If only he'd reported me for something more realistic, like unicorn smuggling.8yr ⋅ VorpalEskimo ⋅ r/SRSMailbag
Little boys need to stop asking silly questions and telling blatant lies.8yr ⋅ VorpalEskimo ⋅ r/SRSMailbag
I think this little boy is new! Darn, why does this have to happen with terrible people? Why can't it happen with nice ones? They get all the weird crushes on me, I swear.8yr ⋅ VorpalEskimo ⋅ r/SRSMailbag
Little boy doesn't know the history of his people's heathen superstitions.8yr ⋅ VorpalEskimo ⋅ r/SRSMailbag
Yet another poor, deluded little boy that has been led astray by hate and bad hair - won't somebody give him a hug?8yr ⋅ VorpalEskimo ⋅ r/SRSMailbag
Little boy can't comment so he sends a little love note instead! As a nice grown-up, I attempt to educate him.8yr ⋅ VorpalEskimo ⋅ r/SRSMailbag
The little boy's crush is so cute. It's a pity I'm taken. Well, no it's not. I could do better than him at my worst.8yr ⋅ VorpalEskimo ⋅ r/SRSMailbag
Yet another little boy that really, really, really needs to pay attention in school8yr ⋅ VorpalEskimo ⋅ r/SRSMailbag
Whites have a worse reproductive strategy than ducks or dolphins - yet another data point8yr ⋅ VorpalEskimo ⋅ r/SRSMailbag
It's not a good idea to sealion a member of a culture that finds sea mammals delicious.8yr ⋅ VorpalEskimo ⋅ r/SRSMailbag
Confused little boy doesn't understand racism. Of course he's a chankid.8yr ⋅ VorpalEskimo ⋅ r/SRSMailbag
Imagine being this empty. Now go hug a friend or family member or pet.8yr ⋅ VorpalEskimo ⋅ r/SRSMailbag
The little boy has a theory! It's not a good theory, but it's a theory nonetheless.8yr ⋅ VorpalEskimo ⋅ r/SRSMailbag
Whites - proof that literacy and reading comprehension are not necessarily mutually inclusive.8yr ⋅ VorpalEskimo ⋅ r/SRSMailbag
A throwaway just to harass little old me? You shouldn't have, sweetie!8yr ⋅ VorpalEskimo ⋅ r/SRSMailbag
Aww, look, the previous widdle darling got one of his widdo friends, and he's trying to be a grown-up! (Grandpa isn't a good role model when he's drunk, sweetheart. Someday you'll understand.)8yr ⋅ VorpalEskimo ⋅ r/SRSMailbag
