Wire hangers? Expired medicine? Old newspapers?! Okay Homer, stay calm and quietly get this stuff inside your house!10yr ⋅ vonjarga ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Chrome/Facebook notification formatting differences on Catalina vs Windows 10. Is there any way to change how Mac shows this notification?4yr ⋅ vonjarga ⋅ r/MacOS
You already used up your birthday and Christmas presents on that peach tree we got you. And you hardly ever play with that anymore.10yr ⋅ vonjarga ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
They told me I'd get a big parade when I got back from 'Nam. Instead, they spat on me. I can still feel it searing.11yr ⋅ vonjarga ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Remember last month when I paid back that loan? Well now I need YOU to do a favor for ME.11yr ⋅ vonjarga ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Now lets rob the bank, give the money to the poor, then rob the poor and shoot the money!10yr ⋅ vonjarga ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Do you think the ghost of Dirk Richter haunts the bordello where his bullet-riddled body was found?10yr ⋅ vonjarga ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I thought I'd get into shape, so I've been drinking nothing but milkshakes11yr ⋅ vonjarga ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
