After clearing out a wheelchair, three mismatched shoes, a deflated ball and a buried chunk of brick wall, I finally have my very first garden! 🥰

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Friendly reminder to stop comparing yourself to an illusion. Nobody looks like this!

2yr ⋅

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Our neighbours did a runner and left their fluff behind. She now spends every night asleep in my boyfriend’s arms

5yr ⋅

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My neighbours had to cancel their wedding because of lockdown and asked if I could bake a cake to help them celebrate what would have been their wedding day. Hopefully brightened up their day a little bit! ☺️

4yr ⋅

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The difference a year can make

5yr ⋅

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Trying to impress the future in-laws because I’m a complete kiss-ass. Lemon and poppy seed with a homemade lemon curd and Swiss Meringue Buttercream. 🍋

5yr ⋅

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I couldn’t understand why boys didn’t find my innate sexual charisma utterly irresistible

5yr ⋅

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Got swag?

5yr ⋅

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