What do people think the Kelp Shake tastes like? I’ve always wanted to try it.2yr ⋅ ViperDangerous ⋅ r/spongebob
“How many other families are there?” “I could ask you the same question! It wouldn't make any sense, but I could do it!”4yr ⋅ ViperDangerous ⋅ r/americandad
“I'm tired of being weak! Help me!” “I've been waiting to hear those words for a long time. I just prayed they would come from my son, and not an alien in a sports bra.”4yr ⋅ ViperDangerous ⋅ r/americandad
“Whoops! Sorry! I’m just a shaky old man. Can’t control my body. Or my mouth. ‘Too many Mexicans!’ See? I don’t even believe that! I believe it a little.”4yr ⋅ ViperDangerous ⋅ r/americandad
“Oh, come on, Edna! We both know these children have no future!”.........”Prove me wrong, kids. Prove me wrong.”3yr ⋅ ViperDangerous ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“Tell me, did you sail across the sun? Did you make it to the Milky Way To see the lights all faded And that heaven is...”2yr ⋅ ViperDangerous ⋅ r/americandad
“That's right, she's got the munchies for a California Cheeseburger.”3yr ⋅ ViperDangerous ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well, he was riding his bike when there was a lightning strike and now he reads real fast. He’s good at science and math. Black Doctor!4yr ⋅ ViperDangerous ⋅ r/WKUK
“Oh, God, how much longer? Egypt is so boring. It doesn't even exist anymore, I mean, you don't hear DMX rap about it!”3yr ⋅ ViperDangerous ⋅ r/AquaJail
The Only Rolling Stones Songs They Play on the Radio Starterpack4yr ⋅ ViperDangerous ⋅ r/starterpacks
“Tomorrow I'm playing golf with senator Buckingham. At his golf club. The same one Brooke Hogan belongs to. Her father is Paul Hogan, professional golfer, brother of Hulk Hogan. I don't think any of that's right.”4yr ⋅ ViperDangerous ⋅ r/americandad
“I have an Oscar!” “That’s Cuba Gooding’s Oscar. You just bought it on EBay.” “Nuh-uh. I bought and left feedback. Not enough people do.”4yr ⋅ ViperDangerous ⋅ r/americandad
Was reading about a guy named Ludwig Wittgenstein when this came up in his biography. I’m sure him and Fugo would get along.5yr ⋅ ViperDangerous ⋅ r/ShitPostCrusaders
Am I tripping or does the Prime Minister of Spain look like Lalo?4yr ⋅ ViperDangerous ⋅ r/betterCallSaul
Jonas Venture, Jr. and the DC character Gizmo look very similar. Is this a coincidence?6yr ⋅ ViperDangerous ⋅ r/venturebros
