I ordered some sample colors for new blinds, and they sent me actual tiny little blinds.

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Why's everyone laughing at me? I stole this, I'm bad boy dammit!

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My labs sleepy face is just too derpy to handle

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I was almost late for work yesterday because I couldn't find my dog.

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My husband trying to get our dog to chill out, right after I told him how handsome he is.

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How my lab looks when she wakes up in the morning

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Trying to do a newborn photoshoot when you have a clingy dog.

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The new backbling goes perfect with Cuddle Team Leader

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I didn't throw anything away or donate anything (went through and did that last week). The difference konmari folding and rolling makes in space saving.

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When you forget to remove the quotation marks from the script you copy pasted.

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She will NOT be masked, tested, or chipped!

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When will my reflection show who I am inside?

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Is there any worse feeling than seeing turn onto unnamed road when it's already 7:56pm?

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FB Mom groups are the worst. And this is a Safe Sleep Group!!

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Always be suspicious when your puppy is quiet for 15 minutes.

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The mods and moms of this Safe Sleep group are legit insane.

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I was so mad last night. They literally had me delivering in the middle of nowhere, dirt roads in pitch black woods & houses back behind a 2 mile unmarked road

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Awww. Wait a second, somethings wrong here..

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Some people I went to high school with..

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Heard the door to the baby's room open. Busted.

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The way my dog naps with my husband. I don't think he's going to be very happy about not being the baby of the family soon.

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Here's how I store my elmo costume. I'll be facing it to the window with the blinds open.

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I have a 3 week old and a puppy, and this is 2 hours after I cleaned our bedroom. I think this sums up our life.

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Do you wear a mask? Congrats, you're a child trafficker basically.

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Beautiful full moon tonight

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David's spoopy Halloween outfit

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People in my city are going out to protests with confederate flags..

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So do I get a promotion in this sub now? (Honestly I'm surprised it took this long to be banned from AITA).

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u/ScaredPotter21 posted this on the main fortnite sub, Jonesy is so beautiful

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Does anyone know a rescue or foster that can take Mrs. Lola in? (this is the dog whose owners dumoed her in Taylors with a shaved back)

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Merry Christmas Borgars, from CultofTomatohead

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No one came to the meetup except me and 2 mods. You guys broke my tomato heart.

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Garen was the original Toxic Survivor

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Always be suspicious when your puppy is quiet for 15 minutes.

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I made Claudette in the Sims 4, she doesn't seem happy with her new family (The Nurse is her new mom)

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Merry Christmas Tomatoken, hope you like our Christmas card.

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This Dwight took billy on a chase that lasted almost all game, down to the last generator. He refused to hit anyone else.

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A motorway has decided to still hold an event for hundreds of people in SC this Saturday. Can I report them to anyone?

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REMINDER: Tomato & Durr Meetup Party is TOMORROW (16th) 8pm, Oceania servers, solo. Don't miss this end of year bash at Durr head!

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She will NOT consent to being masked, tested, or chipped!

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Tomatoken, we have officially offered foreign aid to Shrine of Fishstick against the Trog Army. All soldiers prepare.

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The nutjob nurse is back, to explain to us how COVID was created to keep us inside while they install 5G which will be used to track our microchips (which will be implanted soon).

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DAD'S HOME!!!!

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Wendy's has officially declared themselves as anti-Durr and pro-Tomatohead. Can anyone try to tweet them asking for them to be mascots of our cult?

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Her 5 year old bought lunch for a homeless man and spoke these words of wisdom.

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REMINDER: Tomato & Durr Meetup party is TOMORROW (16th), 8pm, Oceanic servers, solo. Don't miss this end of year bash at the Durr head!

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Loving my early Valentines day present from my fiance!

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Found this in the garage. Can someone please tell me Wtf this item is? Was told to ask here for expert analysis.

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No skin using Tomatohead as a footrest! Outrage! We attack soon!

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Freddy, the emo years

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Having a large party to sell Paparazzi jewelry amidst a pandemic.

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She's banished to the corner for trying to steal cookies

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My FB friend commented on me asking people to practice social distancing by saying this is all a hoax and nothing more serious than the cold. I clicked on her FB profile and was filled with horror.

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Need to register a protection plan purchased at Walmart, it won't let you add a receipt or plan on their website. You have to download the app to add it.

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This was posted in r/ShrineofDurr. Still think they're peaceful people?

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How to jumpscare your AFK friend.

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Tomato & Durr Burger Friendly Meetup: Next Sunday Dec 16th at 8pm on Oceania servers. Please Rsvp!

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Help, it says to sew the sides together of this piece of garter stitch work, and do add a stitching line for the ears. What technique do I use to sew the seams together and to add a stitching line?

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Smile!

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Something happened to Feng Min, I don't think she's okay.

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Help! I did a knit gauge swatch for this baby blanket, it's a 1/2 inch smaller than it should be even though I'm using the correct yarn and needle size. I don't want to use huge needles and have the blanket look holey?

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A box of lies.

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Would LordTomatohead like to do a meetup with CultofTomatohead to destroy Durr Burger?

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Welcome Tomatohead worshipers, looking for mods!

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Happy Halloween from David!

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No one came to the meetup. You guys broke my tomato heart, now I'll break your whole world.

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Tomato & Durr 2018 Bash is tonight at 8pm EST! Oceania servers, solo, at Durrhead (D:3, east of Pleasant Park)

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Our Arch Nemesis, Satan himself:

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Shoutout to r/LordTomatohead, our brothers, our allies, our friends.

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Tomatoes meetup to destroy Durr Burger?

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r/CultofTomatohead needs your alliance to fight this plague.

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Very smart mixed with Incel?

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Look what they're doing to our beautiful temple. Kill them. Kill them all.

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70's JAZZERCISE Meetup, Wed. August 15th, Oceania Servers 7PM EST, Mansion by Lonely Lodge (solos)

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We win

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