Went to a friend's house to play D&D for a few hours and this is what the neighbor kids did to my car while we were busy fighting for the realm.1yr ⋅ VenomousUnicorn ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Pic given to local baker on the left... actual Hungry Unicorn cake I received on the right. I LIKE MY CAKE BETTER!!!5yr ⋅ VenomousUnicorn ⋅ r/ExpectationVsReality
Check out the new DOG bed that I bought for the DOG so that the DOG could have a place to lay her DOG head.....5yr ⋅ VenomousUnicorn ⋅ r/aww
This little nightmare scratched me all to hell last night and then has the nerve to be this cute today.4yr ⋅ VenomousUnicorn ⋅ r/curledfeetsies
Now I gotta clean up this ginormous pile o' sploot... THANKS FOR NOTHING LUNA! (Before you ask, she's a Manx so the tail-nubbin' is a feature, not a flaw)6yr ⋅ VenomousUnicorn ⋅ r/sploot
F/37/5'2 [295lbs > 255bs = 40lbs] (All but 5 lbs done in the last 85 days) I am nowhere near done but I am super proud of myself so far! Keto and CICO6yr ⋅ VenomousUnicorn ⋅ r/progresspics
F/37/5'2 [295 > 232 = 63 lbs lost] The first pic was back in April. The second pic was Halloween day! Keto, CICO, IF5yr ⋅ VenomousUnicorn ⋅ r/progresspics
F/37/5'2 [295lbs > somewhere in the 230s = about 60ish lbs] I don't have an exact current weight due to a self-imposed No-Weigh-October but I'm loving the way I feel so far!5yr ⋅ VenomousUnicorn ⋅ r/progresspics
Scared, nervous, timid.... but still hopeful and smiling! Nova Moon-Beam, former puppy-mill doggo, came home yesterday!6yr ⋅ VenomousUnicorn ⋅ r/BeforeNAfterAdoption
My best girlfriends and my dad threw me a surprise unicorn birthday party (I'm 38) and this was my cake. I am living my best life!!5yr ⋅ VenomousUnicorn ⋅ r/pics
Saved this flying velvet painting from drowning and it hung out with me for about 15 minutes before flying off into the unknown.6yr ⋅ VenomousUnicorn ⋅ r/insects
Saved this flying velvet painting from drowning and it hung out with me for about 15 minutes before flying off into the unknown6yr ⋅ VenomousUnicorn ⋅ r/pics
F/37/5'2 [295lbs > somewhere in the 230s = about 60ish lbs] I don't have an exact current weight due to a self-imposed No-Weigh-October but I'm loving the way I feel so far!5yr ⋅ VenomousUnicorn ⋅ r/ketoprogress
F/37/5'2 [295>245ish = 49 lbs lost] I've lost 10 lbs on a 5'2 just since mid-July! All weight lost since mid-April. This is the greatest way of eating, hands down.6yr ⋅ VenomousUnicorn ⋅ r/ketoprogress
My grandma and grandpa (who turned 90 this year) most likely either right before or right after he served in Okinawa during WWII.6yr ⋅ VenomousUnicorn ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
My dad's senior pic in 1972 (lookin' like he could step right into today and open for Beck or something).6yr ⋅ VenomousUnicorn ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
This is Spider Gwen. She was the very first spider I ever loved. She was my garage-pet for a few weeks before she disappeared and left me heart-broken. (Golden Orb Weaver in NE Kansas)6yr ⋅ VenomousUnicorn ⋅ r/spiders
Curled feetsies and (from the look on Luna's face) a heaping dose of existential crisis.6yr ⋅ VenomousUnicorn ⋅ r/curledfeetsies
