New American Holiday.

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Flim Flam Flynn Flips.

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Dey just leth you do ith.

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Sending aid and comfort.

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“I am open to absolutely anything to clear my name because this is ruining my family. Except don’t me ask again about an FBI investigation. Not needed.”

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Problem Manchild

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Veggie Tails.

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Monumental.

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Well, that should be a wrap, folks.

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A very leftist and deep state idea.

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A ferret-wearing shitgibbon who can barely spell.

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Republicans have been donating their hats to the immigration effort.

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Eyes Wide Shuthole.

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He would gladly lie to you Tuesday, for a little treason today.

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“12 Score and 2 Years Ago...”

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We need these women to tell their stories.

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Vatos Locos Naranja.

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Going down like a Slovenian Urine Hooker.

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After yet another meltdown from Mango Mussolini this morning.

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John Schnatter’s new Papa John’s promotion idea didn’t work out.

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Bobby 3 Sticks has the bank records, the burner phones, the taped conversation & has the President shaking like a fat hooker on a cold night.

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Time Magazine cover

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Prison Orange.

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Is that Vlad P. driving?

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Get your tired ass out of here...

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Coincidentally, none of them have a history of urine fetishes.

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You can’t have inmates running the prison.

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He was on them like a...

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When someone says “there is no proof of Russian collusion”.

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The Absentee POTUS

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“Extended exposure of the face to urine can cause reading comprehension issues.”

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The Statue of Cruelty.

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Arthur Jones (IL Neo Nazi GOP Candidate) and his definitions of flags in order of importance.

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At least our dancing and food should get a lot better.

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Bright Future.

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The only celebrity famously known for not being able to satisfy a woman.

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Her name was Koko the Gorilla.

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Give them a “You’re #1” finger gesture.

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The economic anxiety must be getting worse.

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The Baron of BeenCheezi.

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The white one was rarely looked at.

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When you realize Karen MacDougal has been released from her NDA and is free to discuss your proclivities.

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Does The Savior have to Layeth the Smacketh Down?

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When you are a failure, you end up bullying kids.

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Leary of their intentions.

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Please, someone invite Stormy Daniels to the RawDog State of the Union Address.

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“Which one are you again, boy??”

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NY Daily News cover

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Enjoy it each morning as they turn the milk slowly yellow.

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Perp Tower.

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Time for a new President.

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Stinking Paws & Damn Dirty.

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The USS 8 Hole.

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This year is the true test.

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O, Bobby!

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Choose a Side.

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The United States of Gunerica.

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Hero vs. Zero

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A child is shot about every 60 minutes in America.

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Our lives are a cheesy 90s summer disaster flick.

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Reports are both attendance and productivity are beginning to skyrocket.

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Pick a disgrace.

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Having a Great Fall.

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When the jokes write themselves, part 2.

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Before their bodies were even cold, that is some impressive work.

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Crapunzel.

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Stacey Abrams becomes Dem nominee for governor of Georgia.

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Collusion Cleanse.

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He only likes veterans that don’t eat.

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Should Trump testify under oath? - Poll

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Use the same words as his party.

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Immortal Thompson.

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Coming in September 2018.

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I guess they all turned around and went back.

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The Cheeto Benito Trifecta.

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The ISIS and the Orange.

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Bloody Days... Blowing the Kids Away... On Our Way... To Where Sa-tan LAYS...

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Family Separation as Intentional Abuse.

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Tick, tock

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Hillary was putting it mildly.

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She’s not President anymore, guise.

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Tony Perkins says Evangelicals gave President Spanky McRawDog, a “Mulligan” for his past life.

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Our Hearts Bleed For Them.

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Mueller Report Summary

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He will stop at nothing.

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Winners & Losers from the Republican Tax Plan.

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Faux Bandwagon Outrage

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Plan on finishing this game, this year.

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When you are a redcap who has been trying to make “NPC” happen all week and it’s just not happening. 😂

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Just as soon as that audit is finished.

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Glen from Superstore was Stumped.

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This high-resolution satellite image of the March for Our Lives rally in Washington, D.C. was captured by DigitalGlobe’s WorldView-2 satellite at 11:59 a.m. EDT on Saturday. Image: @DigitalGlobe

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Ignorance is strength. Freedom is slavery.

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The Crapture.

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Sexy Beast.

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Let’s all take a moment, lest we forget.

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United States Senate investigation (Republican majority) concludes Russia interfered in US election to help Donald Trump.

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Can we call them authoritarian fascists now?

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Dear Miss Manners,

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When black Presidents and football players hurt your sales and you need a new slogan.

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The Heat is Coming Around The Corner.

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What happens when Conservatives are asked what is the last straw when it comes to this failing POTUS.

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Dozens of lies re: contacts, Don Jr meeting w/ agents & lying, Flynn as NSA after warning, fired FBI Dir to stop it, Camp Chair & Deputy indicted, 100+ charges, 22 indictments, 6 pleas, abusing power to taint probe, Pres lawyer raided, other lawyer @ class briefing, & his cult be like “muh Hillary!”

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We must pass comprehensive legislation so they can come out of the shadows and not endure such abuse.

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Coming this holiday season. Preorder via private server now.

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Loco Motives.

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Ryan is Not Trying.

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Next week, he plans on endorsing Nickelback.

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SOTU address from the POTUS perspective.

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Size Envy.

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The Stars and Bars

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So what do you have to say about your husband rawdogging a porn star, and saying “don’t worry about” about his wife, only months after you gave birth to his son, then lying about it & paying $130k to cover it up, and now threatening the same woman, who may now release texts & describe his ALF?

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If the NRA had free reign.

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Let the blood pimps give you a hug.

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Here.

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Republican voters approaching voting booths be like...

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From the creators of “Up Your Skirt”; “Rape Cars”, and “Finding Pedo”...

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Your face when you realize the only way to save your own skin is your son to go to prison for conspiracy.

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RIP, Sir.

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Now it all makes sense.

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Going down like a Slovenian Urine Hooker.

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Constitutional Cry Fit.

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Not even a little bit.

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Trumpanomics vs. Obamanomics.

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Disrespecting the service and the flag.

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Give me a Holiday Gift, Mr. Bobby 3 Sticks!!

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The God Emperor is an orange traitorous disgrace.

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Jabberwocky Through the Looking Glass.

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When You Are Triggered AF over a “Secret Memo” Because Your Rightwing Media Tells You To Be, But Your Rightwing Party Controls the Committee that Kept The Memo Secret.

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Reality doesn’t matter when the Trump Butt-eaters want to stimulate their Moscow Mushroom Messiah. 🍄 ☦️

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It’s a little long, but I like it.

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This is an unfair statement. The Russians would never enable the mass murder of children.

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Please, Bobby.

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Photos from UVA last night. Remind me again of why young people are not inspired to vote?

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The Acolytes in the Church of Orange.

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She Pussied Him By The Grab.

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Can we call them authoritarian fascists now?

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Loco Motives.

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I can’t wait for the metal round.

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This high-resolution satellite image of the March for Our Lives rally in Washington, D.C. was captured by DigitalGlobe’s WorldView-2 satellite at 11:59 a.m. EDT on Saturday. Image: @DigitalGlobe

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Wait, I am going to need a few minutes to figure this one out.

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How Low.

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Teddy Bear Witness.

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NRA membership skyrocketed yesterday.

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Plan on finishing this game, this year.

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“I owe ya one!”

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