Some asshole super-glued the radiator cap.

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Honey, would you like white meat or dark?

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Oh . . . gramma like baby brains.

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I see a red sash, I kill the man wearin' it

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Uncle Harvin is preparing dinner tonight.

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Happy birthday to m . . . are you f'ing kidding me?

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The always winsome Keira Knightley.

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Best Word Book Ever

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Aunt Velma certainly does have a strong grip.

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You drink it, bitch.

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Panda

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One of my favorite scenes not included in the Blu-ray Poker episode.

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Victor Charlie to HQ. Approaching Kirkland water-purification tanks in Sector 1-949. No visible hostiles. Over.

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Is that a grease puddle on the--OHSHIT

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GTFO, Timmy. Grandpa's soldering.

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Enid, WTF is a Skrillex?

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Pre Madonna

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beep boopity flip flappity gumbo chops

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So much for NoFap.

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When I ask my boss for a vacation day to take my wife's parents to Disneyland.

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Western Daemon with the bigger tank.

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Sitting on a park bench.

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My little brother tore this guy open and out came a disgusting gelatin-like substance.

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Reflection.

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Miss Emma Watson

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Jennifer Lawrence (HQ)

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Nic Cage.

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HQ, really?

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Broiled salmon with parsley/almond salad, quinoa tabbouleh and broiled Brussels sprouts [OC] [2448 x 3264]

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You’re not real FBI, are you?

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I rule (OC)

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The evanescent Keira Knightley

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