the artist with his work (about a week’s worth of nose prints on the bedroom window)

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my dad in 1995 with our orange boy

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tucked him in, an hour later he hadn’t budged

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Letting the loaf rise in his pan

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I learned the JOY emote because I love this sweater!

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The shelter said they weren’t technically bonded, just buddies, but let’s be real here...

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henry loves snuggles!!

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Repurposing a wedding veil?

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I miss when they were little and could both fit in their tree

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in the wise words of alaska thunderfuck, “all tops must be cropped”

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Sweater: Cabled. Murder: Attempted. Knives: Out. I am forcibly removed from my eccentric grandfather’s will.

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Knitted up the perfect little lounge top

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side by side of my first sock ever and second sock ever!

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oyez, oyez, oyez! the knitorious rbg in now in session

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Bought Noodler’s Antietam because of how much it looked like blood. Freaked out when it got on me and I didn’t notice right away.

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I’m never knitting a bobble again

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Thirteen days later, my first sweater is done!

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[FO] My favorite Troubled Birds saying

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dove in front of my bf to prevent him from stepping on this baby

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I knitted an Animal Crossing sweater!

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Every time Aladin tries to talk about sex

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I assembled all of my 2020 FOs I kept for myself and was blown away by how productive (read: obsessed) I was this year

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[FO] Road Work Ahead?

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[FO] five days later, my first wearable project is done!

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toss a coin to your knitter! second pair of socks with witcher-inspired yarn

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Needless to say, my modeling career won’t be taking off anytime soon

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My friend said my Ranger Cowl gives off sith lord vibes

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“Delicious!”

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Just found this sub, experimented on myself to see how easy it can be. Strategic pose + FaceTune = Unrealistic expectations

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Written by a woman, but it’s the first paragraph of the whole book

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I just published my second sock pattern on Ravelry!

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this sleeve is...lorge

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We’ve been through a lot in 2.5 years (law school, several moves, a stroke) but he finally asked over breakfast in bed 💕

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I couldn’t get my tragus done with my hearing aids, so I improvised! (Plus lobes, nose + philtrum!)

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I’m gonna be a DIY bride through and through

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Only bright pink bagels could convey my excitement over finishing final exams

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I don't eat every time I feel a little hunger, I must be anorexic but also I eat a lot

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[FO] fresh hat on my head, not-so-fresh bags under my eyes

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First attempt at a DIY bouquet!

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thanks for the advice on my crypto portfolio, local chinese restaurant

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[FO] I’m mid quarter-life crisis and freak over little things. A gift for my dad who keeps reminding me it’s all “logistics”

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Hey Iggy Azalea, that cushion’s looming a little funky there...

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But, you know, LLR lets you spend more time with your family...

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[FO] Where’s all the pipis??

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[FO] my first-ever hat!

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Collab between the designer of my favorite album’s cover and Starbucks, courtesy of a friend who works there!

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I forgot I made this note at the midpoint of this notebook

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Me after finding out the historical village I’m volunteer knitting for actually wants me to donate 5 sweaters in 2 months

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Knitting obsession, meet Star Wars obsession

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Bird Law, no longer a Philadelphia Specialty

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Spread inspired by the creepy woods I had to drive through the other night

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I always thought dickeys were ridiculous until I moved to a state where layering is impractical!

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Seat deposit: Paid. Lease: Signed. LSAT prep: burned. Let’s go.

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Umm BootyBlender STILL won’t make a shade pail enuf for me? I’m oppressed?

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This swoncho’s gonna be the death of me 🤦🏻

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Got the idea to write song lyrics in the form of a journal entry

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bruises are SO in right now, sweatervests

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Look, I get that he’s depressed but this was a terrorist attack.

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me when i realize i’m lactose intolerant at the end of my cycle

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Well, guess I’m in at Emory?

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the case of the missing emory letter: solved. the guilty party: fedex

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Only went to two concerts this year, so my set list roundup spread was pretty easy!

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I’ve been keeping this document to track my cycle!

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Hillsong’s fired pastor’s “moral failing” was infidelity, apparently

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Really loving these invites, BUT I have a question about one of the text boxes...

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