When I was five years old, this man chose to become my father. Two days ago, I in turn made him a grandfather.7yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/happy
Tigger is going to be heartbroken when I give birth and he no longer has his pillow.8yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/cats
Doggo did a misbehave and went next door to chase the neighbor's cows. Now he's in doggo jail, doesn't give a heck.6yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/rarepuppers
We call this the calm down vest. We put it on him whenever he's especially mean to the other animals and he goes right to sleep.8yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/cats
F/24/5'6 [205lbs > 160lbs = 45lbs] (13 months) Finally hit my goal weight! Mother's Day last year vs me now!6yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/progresspics
Me letting my toddler eat spaghetti while she's wearing all white/light pastels after a long and shitty day.6yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/beyondthebump
I'm pregnant with our first kid. My cat likes to play with the baby when she kicks.8yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/aww
Oh, I have severe skin sensitivities? Let me just roll in this fucking drywall dust then.7yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
I just downloaded snapchat and took an accidental selfie while trying to get the filters to work. Why isn't mine as glamorous as the others on here?8yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/OopsDidntMeanTo
He's a self published author who doesn't know a single famous author.8yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/delusionalartists
Great-grandmother, grandmother, mother (me), and daughter together for the first time!7yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/happy
My daughter. Smart enough to do this. Dumb enough to get stuck.6yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
I know I haven't sought affection from you in literally 6 months, but now that you're trying to use the front facing camera I demand your attention.7yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Last week I had the pleasure of participating in my first show, my studios student showcase. This is one of my favorite photos ever taken of me.5yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/poledancing
Then why do I need to order from you at all? Why not cut out the middle man and order directly from scentsy?6yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/antiMLM
They're both holding still, both looking at the camera, and no one is licking their privates. I chalk this up as a win.7yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/cats
The very first time he felt the baby kick while we were cuddling.7yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/MildlyStartledCats
MRW we tell my in laws we're having a girl and my MIL snottily says, Well, WE were expecting a boy!8yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/BabyBumps
F/24/5'6 [195ish - 175= 20 lbs.] [4 months] My first progress pic post. After having my daughter I let myself go. Recently decided to take my body back, still have a ways to go but I'm so proud of myself. Tried to set a course for slow, sustainable weight loss.6yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/progresspics
Pibble is upset that we are getting rid of all her favorite trash to make room for the new small person, so she's laying on it in protest.8yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/pitbulls
Whenever someone says, Enjoy your privacy now, because you'll never use the bathroom alone again after the baby is born! I just send them this.8yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/BabyBumps
How do I fold this? Or is it like a fitted sheet, where you just ball it up?7yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/blackcats
Was going through all my photos to pick ones for a picture album when I found this one from our first night home.7yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/breastfeeding
I made calzones for the first time. My folding is terrible, but I was thrilled with how they turned out. They tasted fantastic too!4yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/tonightsdinner
Suffocate your partner during sex and let the figure it out. (Re-uploaded with personal info removed.)8yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/fatlogic
We know how to go up ladders, but not down them. So we just repeatedly climb them and then cry until mom helps us down.8yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
We have to give our cats small portions or they overeat. I left the top off for thirty seconds while I dished out food.8yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
HIF leaving husband and baby alone for the first time ever to go get us fast food.7yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/beyondthebump
She likes to tip over the hamper and sleep in a dirty laundry nest.7yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog
Thought my baby bump would kick him off my lap. Nope, he just uses it as a pillow.8yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/cats
MFW my kid distracts me halfway through doing my eyeliner and I forget and leave the house without finishing it.6yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/beyondthebump
You know what my incredibly narrow kitchen needs? These two assholes sitting in front of the sink and oven while I'm making dinner.7yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
I was watching Drop Dead Diva when I saw them giving Stacy an ultrasound, over her clothing with no gel. (Potato quality photo.)7yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/BabyBumps
Walking on air, she is. Fairest of the fair, she is. There she is - Miss America8yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/pitbulls
Evil nurse vaxxes girl against her will and smiles EVILY while she does it!6yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/vaxxhappened
MIL just got instagram. Her first comment ever is on a video of my daughter playing and incessantly rubbing her eyes because she's overtired. Because everything my kid does is directly related to her.7yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/JUSTNOMIL
Blue going to the vet to see if he gets his splint off. VS Blue after the vet telling him one more week with a splint.6yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/rarepuppers
He keeps his girlish figure by sleeping 22 hours a day.8yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/Delightfullychubby
This is Blue. Blue has a blue collar. And blue leash. And blue cast. And I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa Da ba dee da ba daa6yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/rarepuppers
Yesterday was my last day of work. Had to say farewell to this beautiful mom and daughter duo.7yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/cats
The real reason I own maxi skirts is so I have a blanket for my cat on hand at all times.8yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/cats
My husband is beginning to realize the ordeal giving birth will be.8yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/BabyBumps
My neighbors new barn cat trotted across their field and plopped down next to my chair. I think I made a friend.7yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/cats
Thought this would burn all your biscuits the way it burned mine.8yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/JUSTNOMIL
1989: My Pawpaw playing Bandai Golf: Challenge Pebble Beach. Quote from my Dad after he sent it to me: He would move his chair right up to the tv and drink and smoke and play. He had that game figured out. He would make notes on the wind and how hard to hit on what hole.6yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
One of my cats like to bully the other one. (Sorry for potato quality.)8yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
When Mom has the audacity to go into a room without you and shut the door.8yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/cats
1943- My great grandparents. He was only 20 and a soldier overseas in WW2.7yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
One year ago Blue tangoed with a copperhead. 366 days later he seems to have forgotten his lesson. Thank goodness our vet is five minutes away.8yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/pitbulls
Our potbelly pig Porkchop had his anually tusk cutting done today. Here is his finished handsome smile!8yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/pigs
My cat would rather sit on the cold floor in the middle of an empty room than join in the snuggle corner.7yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/cats
This sweet potato that was forgotten on a high shelf. (Cat for ineffective scale.)7yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Our pibbles are stuck inside until animal control deals with the horse in our yard. On the left, Moxie and our cat reenact the Thunderdome. On the right, Blue is too old for this shit.8yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/pitbulls
VVV big snip snap turctle did a visit. Always move with trash can to avoid heckin painful snap.7yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/rarepuppers
My baby isn't even born yet and they play together. This is what he does when the baby kicks.8yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/cats
All of his posts are about how much smarter he is than everyone else.8yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/iamverysmart
I have no idea what she was trying to say about these tension rods.7yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/oldpeoplefacebook
Friend posted her Meemaw's famous green enchiladas on Facebook.8yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
What I find the most irritating about messages like this is the (transparent) false pretense of her being interested in me as a person. The message is purposely worded so the preview only shows the first sentence and I don't know it's an MLM pitch until I've already opened it.6yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/antiMLM
My grandfather's first ever profile picture was a picture of Jesus. These are then comments on that picture.8yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/oldpeoplefacebook
Woman is so good at makeup that guys who don't know anything about makeup appreciate her skills!8yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/thatHappened
I recently ordered a maternity belly button ring because mine got uncomfortable.8yr ⋅ vault_dweller1031 ⋅ r/BabyBumps
