Manager has zip tied our only emergency door shut for the past 2 months because they're tired of theives running out the back.1yr ⋅ Valladian ⋅ r/OSHA
On that day, mankind received a grim reminder. We lived in fear of them and were disgraced to live in these cages we called walls.6yr ⋅ Valladian ⋅ r/bertstrips
BertStrip Origins: Oscar the Grouch - in theaters and HBO Max August 15th.2yr ⋅ Valladian ⋅ r/bertstrips
Holy cow is that the same one from last week? Are you this bad at wiping your ass?2yr ⋅ Valladian ⋅ r/bertstrips
January 28, 1986. As most of America mourned, at least one American was breathing a sigh of relief.1yr ⋅ Valladian ⋅ r/bertstrips
I know this is a big day for you, but we're on vacation! Be professional!4yr ⋅ Valladian ⋅ r/bertstrips
You're gonna love this place. They got a great selection, and a ton of color options.3yr ⋅ Valladian ⋅ r/bertstrips
if it's any consolation, in the world Elmo is going to create this never happens.2yr ⋅ Valladian ⋅ r/bertstrips
With Jehovah's Witnesses too afraid to even come to his door anymore, Ernie grows.desperate and starts turning up rocks.2yr ⋅ Valladian ⋅ r/bertstrips
Big Bird's idea to support black owned businesses had good intentions, but mixed results.2yr ⋅ Valladian ⋅ r/bertstrips
And fuck you for drinking my Clamato, it's not like we can go get more!2yr ⋅ Valladian ⋅ r/bertstrips
Bert's memory gets blurrier with each bottle of Monte Alban his liver recycles.3yr ⋅ Valladian ⋅ r/bertstrips
-police are calling this the worst hate shooting in the history of the country, or at least so far this week.5yr ⋅ Valladian ⋅ r/bertstrips
Telly joins the Computer Club after the Music Club boots him for crying off-key.3yr ⋅ Valladian ⋅ r/bertstrips
It turns out if you say her name three times she'll appear for real, and real pissed.2yr ⋅ Valladian ⋅ r/bertstrips
Super Grover used to get thanked for doing his job. Those days are over.1yr ⋅ Valladian ⋅ r/bertstrips
Vone! Vone hour to get out of zee front of my building, before I call za police! Ah ha hah!3yr ⋅ Valladian ⋅ r/bertstrips
Thank you for coming everyone! There were a lot of familiar faces here today, and we couldn't be happier!3yr ⋅ Valladian ⋅ r/bertstrips
After getting his Bachelors in Wizardry from the University of Phoenix, Bert gives Texas an ultimatum2yr ⋅ Valladian ⋅ r/bertstrips
I brought you into this world, I can take you out! -- Your Mom, probably.2yr ⋅ Valladian ⋅ r/bertstrips
Mr. Hooper, a Holocaust survivor, reunites with an American soldier he met during the war.2yr ⋅ Valladian ⋅ r/bertstrips
Not all Final Torments are created equal. Some exist simply to torment others.10mo ⋅ Valladian ⋅ r/bertstrips
Bert went out immediately and bought plastic covers for all the furniture.1yr ⋅ Valladian ⋅ r/bertstrips
Bert had a hard time coming out to his family. Thankfully his mother was dead, so he only had to endure half the resentment.2yr ⋅ Valladian ⋅ r/bertstrips
I swear, we didn't know! I couldn't understand a word he was saying! We thought he was on the dope!8yr ⋅ Valladian ⋅ r/bertstrips
I wanted to play Metroid Prime, but my 'fancy' TV wouldn't display my Gamecube. One trip to Goodwill later and I'm good to go!8yr ⋅ Valladian ⋅ r/gaming
The boy's latest scheme hits a snag when the mark suddenly stops taking their calls.7yr ⋅ Valladian ⋅ r/bertstrips
You don't need to get up or anything, Bert. Just enjoy your book, I got this.8yr ⋅ Valladian ⋅ r/bertstrips
He's pre-diabetic, but he bought a box of Thin Mints anyway. He just likes the smell of them.7yr ⋅ Valladian ⋅ r/bertstrips
Happy Thanksgiving /r/Bertstrips. This is /u/Valladian, hoping you all have a wonderful holiday.9yr ⋅ Valladian ⋅ r/bertstrips
Bert subsequently had to print out additional pages when he filled up his therapist recommended Anger Diary in less than a day.7yr ⋅ Valladian ⋅ r/bertstrips
Getting into the car seat without kicking, then sitting quietly for the entire 30 minute drive.6yr ⋅ Valladian ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
He could be heard screaming YAAAAAYYYY!!!.... up to the moment his insides ruptured and he bled out.8yr ⋅ Valladian ⋅ r/bertstrips
Well Bert, I'd say I did a pretty good job of raising awareness about muscular dystrophy, wouldn't you? It'll be all over the news tonight. The walk was a success!8yr ⋅ Valladian ⋅ r/bertstrips
I saw a particularly humorous AskReddit and thought I'd make a Bert Strip about it.7yr ⋅ Valladian ⋅ r/bertstrips
