MRW I see someone in another subreddit refer to us TrollXers as the legbeards and I can't decide if I find it amusing or insulting9yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Working in a self-serve yogurt shop, there's not a lot of room for revenge, but I'll take what I can get.10yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Found this at my parents' house. Six year old me defying my mom and wearing my skirt as a cape for picture day.9yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm trying to shave around my butthole and the angle that I'm shaving in causes me to accidentally clench my cheeks and the razor blade breaks off and gets stuck between them9yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My dad just texted me this. I had to post because it made me laugh so hard and I just wanted to share the smiles of bad dad jokes with all you trolls :)9yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm really friendly to a new (male) coworker, and during our convos he keeps talking about his fiance and I realize that he thinks that I'm flirting with him instead of just trying to be welcoming.9yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I take a bite of my giant chocolate-covered Oreo and a woman gives me a judgey look mid-bite9yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I found out that my friends were having girls night and they didn't invite me9yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I can't be the only person that does this and kind of enjoys it10yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I once saw a patient with a box of pizza and now jokingly always ask where my pizza is. MRW today she brought me pizza because I take such good care of her.9yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Been getting really into doing my brows lately. MRW I read a post that said that eyebrows are like push-up bras for the face9yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a man approaches me at work and starts with, I don't mean to be rude, but I noticed you have acne scars and then proceeds to try to help9yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW when the hot guy at the gym starts making manly grunting noises9yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW when I splurge on my very first massage and it was AMAZING10yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW when it's my day off, and around 3pm I realize all I've done all day is eat, masturbate, and watch House of Cards.9yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW my BFF tells me that her emotionally abusive boyfriend gets jealous when we have fun together so we can't look like we're having too much fun10yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Watching the X-Files for the first time. MRW I discover the wonder that is young David Duchovny in a suit and tie9yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my BF sends me a pic of one of my bobby pins and says found this strange metal piece. maybe it fell off the vacuum?9yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I've only been supportive and caring to my friend that has a pretty low concept of self-worth. MRW she blows me off to go fuck her emotionally abusive ex and then go hiking with him.9yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I look in the mirror and notice my makeup looks pretty good today10yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW a 78 year old patient tells me that he just left his wife for a 28 year old girl and that the sex is just great9yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my Russian SO tells me that a dinner I made is up there in his favorites along with his mom's borscht!9yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
As a huge proponent for body acceptance since recovering from an eating disorder, MRW the hateful body shaming subs get banned9yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Went for a walk today in new shoes. The popping gods have given me a gift9yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/popping
MRW I receive a visit from one of the downvoters I hear so much about and they go through my history downvoting things9yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Been here two months and look what you ladies have done to me! I. Cannot. Stop. Wearing. RED.11yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
MRW my coworker said she'd give me a discount on a massage because I'm so nice to her and I pretty much am getting a free massage for an hour9yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW when I have to be at work by 5:45am, can't find my thermos (because, surprise, I left it at work the night before), buy 24oz of strong coffee, and proceed to spill it all over myself, my desk, and two computers9yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
How to Make a Bulldog Nest. Step one: gather all the pillows and blankets on the couch underneath and around you. Step two: proceed to sleep.10yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/Bulldogs
MRW my BF asks me if I can just ignore my period cravings for copious amounts of icecream10yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I come home from work after a 12 hour day of people being nothing but assholes.10yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW when I realize I bought scented tampons instead of unscented10yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I've been trying really hard to get along with my BFF's roommate. MRW when she is rude and snarky and I finally reach my breaking point and give up.9yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Ian Somerhalder being adorable, as usual...you gotta love a man who loves animals!11yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/LadyBoners
HIF after coming home from the shitshow that was Thanksgiving dinner, during which I had an anxiety attack from the sheer volume of people present and really bad gas which caused cramps and bloating in a dress that was already too tight10yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
M(internal)RW I saw that I got into school for physical therapy, which is my dream job10yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Had my first good brow day! Haven't posted in a bit, but, as always, CCW :)11yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
r/LadyBoners, I give you one of my favorite pictures of Brad Pitt...that stare!11yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/LadyBoners
MRW my friend complains to me about how much of a douchebag her BF is and then she proceeds to post pics of them together on facebook saying how much she loves him. WITHIN THE SAME HOUR.10yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I see all of my old friends on Facebook exploring the world and doing fun things with their lives, while I sit here eating cereal for dinner and petting my cat.10yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Came home and found him like this...looks like someone had a tougher day than I did.12yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/funny
My mom asked my dad to brush our dog because she sheds a lot. This is what we discovered after he finished...12yr ⋅ vacattack1985 ⋅ r/WTF
