u/uselessaltthing

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Imagine if Lovecraft was born 100 years later and he was like a creepypasta boy.

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I'm agender, so sometimes I have extreme envy for body parts that humans don't have.

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I don't know how I know Hebrew. I just try to speak it and it happens. Was it words when it came out of my mouth, who knows?

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This is holesome. I approve. I'd personally remove my left eye and cronch it if it mant the world would like this.

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That's why people say old white men. Old is a race. White is the subrace.

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Living in Mew York, Irish people have always been so normalized. It's weird that there's still such conflict in Europe with the ITA and all.

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Vitamin D diffishent citrus clown is a good one. Next time I'm fetishized and called a soft boy this is what I'll say.

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My dad knows my kinks, he's cool with it.

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I don't know how to explain to gentiles how complaining is supposed to work. It's honestly sad that they don't have this down.

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As an agender person, as well as someone whose gotten a lot of body modification (tattoos, piercings, and genitals removed), I tend to relate to the admech (I'd totally replace all my organic tissue if I was allowed to).

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I think living in nyc has been good for my mental health. I don't thi k anyone I see will remember me.

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Capitalism and ecofacism are both evil and close allies.

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These guys think there'll still be beds in 2053.

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adeptus mechanicus

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I'm rich and my family doemst have either.

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That man should have had a spot in hell but he's bought one of the layers by now.

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Its honestly surreal to.imagine a place where everyone doesn't use your pronoun. Everyone I've ever informed I've used they/them has used they/them for me. It's just weird to imagine a place where that isn't how it works.

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No iys good. It means I can watch Spiderman movies. And that my city isn't infested by super-powered criminals.

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This is how religion works I'm warhammer 40k.

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Unless it's done consensually in a roleplay scenario. Then it's hot as fuck.

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I have never really had trouble sleeping. Like, it feels like I can just sleep or remain awake on command, and I think that's rare.

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Happy lil post because I ate two meals in one day for the first time in months.

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Its 1:39 here in NYC.

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I miss the trolls, they're better then whatever we have now.

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Because I live in Manhattan we only get bees in the spring. And they're always so nice to see. Lil guys. I'm happy humanity respects them.

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It would be great living an ancient Egypt. I wouldn't have to worry about applying to colleges. I could get my feet chopped by a bronze axe. I could worship cats. I'd have all the parasites I could ever want. Etc.

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Compliments? Is this something people deserving of love have to deal with?

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I swear to God I will find art of such a conception or I will make art of such a conception.

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I really feel this. I'm agender (female body) and my gf is cishet.

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I am both of these creatures.

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Ah, so we drink his blood.

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Because my body is weird and scrawny I can barely open doors as is.

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I feel like this is the type of thing my dad would do, especially as he had more money then most people. Sometimes you have to pretend to be as flammable as your child.

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This post broke into my apartment and fed my pets while I slept.

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With everything benevolent in our world that has been called evil, perhaps everything bad abkut the gods is just imperial propaganda.

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The only thing I steal with my weirdly long fingers is ladies' virginity.

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Thisbos how being ND can feel sometimes.

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I would so pet that creature.

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Every time I shower I get incredibly upset from seeing my breasts and genitals. Hopefully I wont have to think about it once I don't have those parts anymore.

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As a zoomer I purpose we wage war on millennials.

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I like having my blood removed for reasons that have nothing to doi with being undaed or edgy.

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This interaction proves that when 4chan and tumblr team up nobody will stand a chance. Also, I just really want a eldrich evil to remove biological sex from humankind.

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You lich gets cold and night. Hold her close to keep her warm.

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The last line makes me want to see a version of frozen set in the late USSR.

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Burgerpants wrote the last comment.

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This was nice to read, I desperately want a robotic body, and I desperately want people to love me.

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Title one: adeptus mechanicus. Title two: I'm not into bimbofication, but I'm depraved so I know about this stuff, and this is bimbofication.

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I was once at a larp thing with a bunch of friends in central park. I just played a scribe though, I did in character interviews with people, and wrote things down in a large book.

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With everything benevolent in our world that has been called evil, perhaps everything bad abkut the gods is just imperial propaganda.

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I've been traumatized by the dysphoria of having genitals, and I will probably laugh about it with most close friends.

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I want to own a bird like this.

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Vapire discorce.

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Eldrich horror.

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God, I'm only 18 and I won't have genitalia soon. My life is going places, and they aren't all bad.

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Someone needs to write a warhammer 50k fanfic.

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Need a cop gf to smash my worthless bones.

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What would an eldritch horrors version of bug-girl hentai be? Asking for a friend.

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As someone whose started to do (sfw) commissions, this is what I'm beginning to understand.

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Remember when they actually did this to people like me.

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The trolly problem is useless. No parallel circumstances will ever exist in the real world.

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I feel like this is the type of thing my dad would do, especially as he had more money then most people. Sometimes you have to pretend to be as flammable as your child.

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I donn't know enough about harry potter anymore, but from what this seems these are instagram, twitter, 4chan and reddit/tumblr.

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This is why I'm confused when people are upset that I'll be sterile by age nineteen. There are other ways to have kids Karen.

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Why fall in love with vampires when you can hunrt them down to rid the earth of them.

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As A degenerate fetishist myself I understand this. But also it feels kind of weird to see people with weird kinks stereotyped this way, and my kinks are way weirder then blue skin.

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I remember before my transition when I wore makeup: dark times.

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Meanwhile I'm just the cute lil eunuch who posts this stuff to reddit.

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I want to eat a full lemon one day, not because of a masochists (though I am), but because I need to say I've done it.

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THIS DOENST APPLY TO THINGS LIKE SURHERY PELASE DO THAT WELL.

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Me with my own dysphoria. I've literally had my junk removed and I think I might be faking it.

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I'm agender/nullsex, and this is how I feel I am to my gf.

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This is a threat from cupid.

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🛑 warning ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ dangerous post 💀☠ 💀 aproch with discretion 🛑

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This is how one gets new cats. Who in this world buys cats at a store? We FIND them.

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What's the GN version of emporer?

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I've gotten a lot of weird reactions when Ive told people I want my breasts and genitals gone due to the dysphoria they;ve caused me. But I havn't hated a single person for their reaction, if I was cis (and if I wasn't in nyc) there's a large chance I might be transphobic.

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Behold: an undertale oc.

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I own a lizard so I realetae.

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I honestly love having things hit me in the face.

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Its so weird to think about the working class, like, sometimes I'll just hear about them and it's like... how can something like that exist? Do you need a hug?

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From a hellenistic perspective does it make sense that mother marry would be another one of Zeus's affairs, just being misssintyrpted through the region's culture?

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I like cooking but don't really eat food often. It's weird. I just like making people I prefer to myself happy.

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When I tell people in Chinatown or outer Brooklyn that I'm agender and they don't know what that word is.

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This is how I am with asoiaf.

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I want to be a genderless genitaless angel.

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Undertale OC, do not steel.

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We as a society need to turn Inigo Montoya into a tumblr sexy man. I don't even like boys and I know it to be true.

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Teenager 400 bc: I want to fuck you.

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Thank God all the bronies are gone... they're gone right?

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So I personally hop between all three thank you very much.

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Please don't ship Undertale with adults.

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I want a girl to sadistically do all of these to.me and I don't even know what most of them are.

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Fuck, remove my bones, I'd cut off my hands just for the high of it.

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I'm like Achilles but with gay water. They dipped me in as a kid and now the only part of me that still likes dick is my heel.

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This isn't true. I'm gay and I can't do any of this stuff. The only things I'm really good at are crying silently, getting made fun of, lusting after straight ladies, and getting beaten to a bloody pulp. I'm sure all the other gays are better, you're all so wonderful.

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If I die I want to be taxadermized and put it full playe armor, to properly persevere the history of the human race for future generations of robots.

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