I work at the hotel connected to my city’s convention center. Every year, over 30,000 Mary Kay Huns descend for their annual conference. They’re known to be cheap & split meals among 3-4. This hun wanted her carrot garnish to go for her breakfast this morning. Pray for me over the next 2.5 weeks5yr ⋅ urbangentlman ⋅ r/antiMLM
Someone really didn't think this out at the JFK memorial. (X-post from r/dallas]11yr ⋅ urbangentlman ⋅ r/funny
My 9yo nephew has taken an interest in magic so today I passed along a new deck of cards, a favorite illusion and my personal card trick book that I’ve owned for ~15 years. I doubt he’ll know how much it meant to me but I honestly can’t wait to see his first trick. Merry Christmas, y’all!3yr ⋅ urbangentlman ⋅ r/Magic
A pretty disturbing revelation that The Charles had 2 servers and their GM test positive for covid19. They will not be disclosing this publicly to past guests and are still going full steam. Smithy had 4 servers test positive, same thing4yr ⋅ urbangentlman ⋅ r/Dallas
“If you’re not wearing a mask, we assume you’re exercising your 2nd amendment right”. Seen at Bill Smiths in McKinney.3yr ⋅ urbangentlman ⋅ r/Dallas
You would not believe how hard it is to find Campari in BFE East Texas. Thank you Dylan’s. Merry Christmas, lads.4yr ⋅ urbangentlman ⋅ r/bartenders
A mutual friend is going through chemo and this is was someone's response to a disagreement. Kicker is that this girl works at a hospital that specializes in breast exams!9yr ⋅ urbangentlman ⋅ r/trashy
1 of 9 Lamborghini Veneno Roadster with Porsche 918 Spyder [720 x 479]10yr ⋅ urbangentlman ⋅ r/carporn
The only Bugatti Chiron in Texas and the 12th sent to the states.6yr ⋅ urbangentlman ⋅ r/exoticspotting
My white ghetto cousin named her son Awesome. This is Awesome's first birthday cake. [xpost - r/wtf]10yr ⋅ urbangentlman ⋅ r/trashy
Ladies and Gentleman, can we please have a moment of silence to remember the greatest advent to hit Disney parks in the past several years. The Express Transportation. RIP.5yr ⋅ urbangentlman ⋅ r/WaltDisneyWorld
Way late post but this was my set up for thanksgiving. 10x 10 tops split between two servers. Walked with $46511yr ⋅ urbangentlman ⋅ r/TalesFromYourServer
After having 30 people surprise her for her birthday, this fella dropped to one knee and she said yes.11yr ⋅ urbangentlman ⋅ r/TalesFromYourServer
A little over 10%, incorrect math AND a bible verse. Well praise Jesus. Happy new year, TFYS11yr ⋅ urbangentlman ⋅ r/TalesFromYourServer
I'd track down the only Citroen GT ever made...can anyone shed light as to where it is?12yr ⋅ urbangentlman ⋅ r/ifiwonthelottery
The Macaroni Pony - Three cheese macaroni, chipotle bbq pulled pork, jalapeno cornbread with cheese and pickles. The Mule in OKC [2448 × 3264]10yr ⋅ urbangentlman ⋅ r/FoodPorn
This is a lady crying because the cake slice she was served was too big. Story inside.11yr ⋅ urbangentlman ⋅ r/TalesFromYourServer
My store is connected to second busiest mall in DFW and I'm pullin' a dirty double...bring it on.11yr ⋅ urbangentlman ⋅ r/TalesFromYourServer
I’m leaving in January for work and looking for a FWB until then. I also have a fucked sense of humor. Needless to say, it didn’t work out.6yr ⋅ urbangentlman ⋅ r/Tinder
Not doing anything tonight? Got cabin fever? Boulder duo Big Gigantic is at the house of blues tonight and they still have a few tickets remaining. This will by my 9th show and I can tell you from personal experience, you don't want to miss it.9yr ⋅ urbangentlman ⋅ r/Dallas
Back to school, back to school. The number of kids going back today broken down by city. (Spolier alert; a fuck load)10yr ⋅ urbangentlman ⋅ r/Dallas
Verde Ithica Lamborghini Aventador casually taking a stroll in front of my shop.10yr ⋅ urbangentlman ⋅ r/exoticspotting
White on black Audi R8 with carbon fiber side panel (?) in Dallas TX (Galaxy S4)11yr ⋅ urbangentlman ⋅ r/exoticspotting
Lamborghini Murcielago in Arlington, TX. (Galaxy S4 with HDR on. No filter, shitty focus gimmick from app)11yr ⋅ urbangentlman ⋅ r/exoticspotting
Bringing your powder mixes for your water is one thing but sneaking your own soda in a purse and filling an empty cup up is low.11yr ⋅ urbangentlman ⋅ r/TalesFromYourServer
When you're at a restaurant, always be sure to check through your food before diving in.12yr ⋅ urbangentlman ⋅ r/WTF
Eye of the Round success. Broil 7 minutes per pound then shut off oven and leave closed for 2.5 hours.10yr ⋅ urbangentlman ⋅ r/steak
Had a client drop a lens in a lake which sank to the bottom. Butter fingers!10yr ⋅ urbangentlman ⋅ r/Filmmakers
My buddy works at an elderly living facility and this is in their cafe, the holy grail12yr ⋅ urbangentlman ⋅ r/trees
To the douche bag at the Dallas Steve Aoki show last night. I hope you're a Redditor and fuck you.11yr ⋅ urbangentlman ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
