We’re not in Kansas anymore
I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
Logan Paul is a philanthropist and a positive role model for our teens
In light of recent happenings with China
THE AR-15 IS NOT AN ASSAULT RIFLE YOU LIBTARDS
In the backseat of your parents’ Rover
My dudes.l!!👏Know 👏your👏worth👏
This burn is sponsored by Diablo hot sauce
This one goes out to all the baby mama's mamas
Vive la France 🇫🇷
Came to that conclusion fast as lightning
This is why we have separate accounts
Dreams do come true
Don't trust cars cars in Chicago 💀
Mike Pence is a freak 😩💦🐴
Conducting inappropriate behavior if u kno what I mean
Summing up the 2020 primaries
Somebody throws a kombucha. Almond milk drops on the floor.
Every now and then I check in. It’s always a mistake
It starts to slowly sink in for some
Every man has a Susanne 😭
Easiest job in the world.
Love was changing the minds of pretenders
Unless it's Channing Tatum I'd rather be shitposting tbh 😤
Bad News Bears
My best friend is black. Key & Peele are hilarious.
Don’t ban guns, ban people
Talking about succession also woulda worked
amish man and child
This is America
Women's rights 💁
They're saying Chano for Mayor I'm thinking maybe I should
Press F to pay respects to Sophie and her child
Liberals are racists and sexists
So where should we build the wall?
Maybe a ticket got merged in from the backlog
That shit cray
That’s the way she goes boys
Old but even more relevant a year later
Come together 👌💯
Trickle Down Economics
We should arm our teachers because putting more guns into school is a good idea, right?
Can't trust anybody these days
Was it as good for you? I'm exhausted.
Can I keep my plan if I don't have an iPhone?
Isn’t there a mercy rule or something?
Go in Winter. Easy.
My man full, he just ate
Trickle down economics, right?
This is how my story ends
Best friend alert
I was just getting ready to suit up 😤
Somebody better tell Kodaline
It's a great stress reliever and a great way to meet hot moms.
It worked for Daario Naharis 🤷♂️
I got a link in my bio my bitch do the salsa like pico de gallo
Stay classy, LA
I got it at Meijer on sale after returning all the beer cans from my Casimir Pulaski day party
It’s so damn true and I can’t help but love it so much
THE AR-15 IS NOT AN ASSAULT RIFLE
Sometimes it's best to lie
A fond farewell to Bruce Rauner
Share the road tho
It’s almost like PTSD
Second to none
Philly ProudBoys watch out
Tough meatballs 😭
How can a man cope?
How to lose the republican vote with one easy trick
Let the chicago circlejerk commence
So which is it then?
AKA Punk. Ass. Busted. Little. Bitch.
All about that green
What in the fuck do I do now
New best friend alert 👀
In 1830, people thought there was a giant river going through the middle of Australia
It’s all part of the leftist extremist plan
No wonder he’s a disgraced nuclear physicist
It is written
With a name like “VICE” you gotta keep it tight 👌💯😩
TCF bank employees are all the same tbh
Cultural appropriation at its finest
Justice for Honey Bees
Request for a bounty hunter that shoots first
Sun don't shine in the shade. A bird can't fly in a cage.
I would do anything for Love... but I won’t do that
Common sense — or so you’d think
The_donald in a nutshell
Our first date was at Medieval Times-- what else did you expect Karen?
Man of the Year 2017
If more good guys had 4loko they could stop the bad guys with 4loko
It really do be like that sometimes
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas 🎄🎅⛄️❄️
Young and Inspiring
It's like the FedEx arrow-- once you see it...
I’m coming over with a ham
Stunt. On. These. Bluecollarworkers
What if there was no treasure all along? Captain knew what he was doing 💯
The Nunes Memo 📝
Two Years In
Hits too close to home my fellow Kyles
Don’t ban guns, ban people!
Must be all the avocado toast
Find out how to prevent mass killings with ONE EASY TRICK. Lobbyists hate it!
Looking back at me 4 years ago
Vote on Tuesday like you’re on a mission from God
Do you wanna go frisbee-golfing this weekend bro?
Where do babies come from?
My first attempt with this format. What do you guys think?
It looks like he left the seat up, too
Go artificial. Stop the waste. Stop the cruelty.
Hold my beer while I BLOW YOUR MIND
Never let you go ❤️
Aprils fools honey 🤗
The hero we all need but don't deserve
💯💯💯300 or bust. 🥇The 🏃grind💪 doesn't 🚫🚫stop🚦😤.
“Or you guys could cross off two things from your bucket list” 😉
So like a couple miles?
KYLIE JENNER IS PREGNANT
Midwesterners be like
NO STAIRWAY 🚫🎵🚫
What do you mean you don’t have Schlitz?
Riot Fest's push notification [⚠️ TRIGGER WARNING⚠️]
We'll all float on okay