That’s not lemonade!

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Just remember to breathe

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You want crab people? This is how you get crab people.

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Stephen King burn

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Everything being equal, buy organic

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Now, that’s a hot idea!

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You gotta air out those toes, man!

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That’s a twofer, innit?

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The tattoo artist knew

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He’s got some buddies who are pro-pain.

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Just walk right in, don’t play with it.

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Most honest gov employee

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What’s not to love?

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Now make like a tree and get outta here!

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Almost but not quite.

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My visit to the Queen Mary, encountered the hallway to infinity.

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Why are you booing me? I’m right!

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The baton has been passed!

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I wouldn’t say I’m “missing” work

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The way nature has completely reclaimed this abandoned gas station is oddly disconcerting

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What else are they right about?

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The ball room sounds inviting but I’m still having trouble finding the activity center.

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We get it, you love hentai. Maybe just love it a little bit less in the school carpool lane.

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Bet you’re real proud of yourself

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My Georgia “trivia of the day” calendar really took a deep dive on this one.

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The gift that keeps on giving

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I like to think these are the doorways that Eddie and Susannah used, respectively.

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That’s one way around those pesky labor laws

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Well, taint that just my luck?

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Unexpected spider while your pants are down

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Wait...he’s riding her? Guess they call him Peggy.

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