Baby Gort has arrived. What wisdom will he impart onto us today?1yr ⋅ UnfunnyWatermelon469 ⋅ r/capybara
We've been through a lot together, but today is the day my DS has kicked the bucket. And I lost the charger, so there's no way to bring it back. Sorry guys1yr ⋅ UnfunnyWatermelon469 ⋅ r/memes
WHAT THE HECK!?! 😳 GORT SHREDDING ON THE GUITAR?! What song will he play for us?1yr ⋅ UnfunnyWatermelon469 ⋅ r/capybara
Would you like to hear the good word of our lord and savior Ozzy Osbourne?1yr ⋅ UnfunnyWatermelon469 ⋅ r/memes
Gort doesn't feel like committing war crimes in various Middle Eastern countries today1yr ⋅ UnfunnyWatermelon469 ⋅ r/capybara
I didn't know Gort was a musician! What song do you want him to play? I want him to play Orion by Metallica1yr ⋅ UnfunnyWatermelon469 ⋅ r/capybara
Generals gathered in their masseeees, just like witches at black masseeeeees1yr ⋅ UnfunnyWatermelon469 ⋅ r/memes
Dying of thirst in a barren desert vs. Dying of thirst because you're stranded in the middle of the ocean during a storm1wk ⋅ UnfunnyWatermelon469 ⋅ r/BadRPerStories
They both fight supernatural creatures and make Nazi punks fuck off3wk ⋅ UnfunnyWatermelon469 ⋅ r/Hellsing
Yeehaw Frog couldn't make it, so his cousin Rootin Tootin Frog is here to bring you bad news2yr ⋅ UnfunnyWatermelon469 ⋅ r/memes
