My son eats two eggs, sunny side up, before his hockey games, and he'll reject anything without a runny yolk. This was my wife's multiple attempts to make him breakfast before she called in backup.1yr ⋅ UnforcedErrer ⋅ r/facepalm
Just got home from a rushed trip to Home Depot and found this in my bag.2yr ⋅ UnforcedErrer ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
Further evidence my wife's boss has a sense of humor. This is her Christmas card.2yr ⋅ UnforcedErrer ⋅ r/funny
Scene from my basement tonight. Thought this didn't happen in real life. Couldn't resist interrupting the hunt to pull out my camera.2yr ⋅ UnforcedErrer ⋅ r/funny
My kid made himself a duct-tape mustache and asked who he looked like. Chaplin. The answer is Chaplin.2yr ⋅ UnforcedErrer ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
The girl is wearing headphones because, you know, safety first2yr ⋅ UnforcedErrer ⋅ r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb
My kid wrote a report on Lin-Manuel Miranda and somehow managed to omit all of the stuff that made him famous2yr ⋅ UnforcedErrer ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
I ate this obscenely large Cubano for lunch yesterday. NFL stadium for scale.2yr ⋅ UnforcedErrer ⋅ r/pics
My daughter was happy to see they have horseracing for disabled people1yr ⋅ UnforcedErrer ⋅ r/facepalm
[OC] The faucet and showerhead are on opposite sides of this hotel shower2yr ⋅ UnforcedErrer ⋅ r/pics
This Dave Grohl bobblehead, which they're giving away at a minor league hockey game in Cleveland for some reason2yr ⋅ UnforcedErrer ⋅ r/oddlyterrifying
One of my favorite photos of my daughter. Took it as she sat in her stroller waiting for mom to come out of the wine store on a beautiful day in Chicago. Almost 7 years later, and it's still the background of my phone.6yr ⋅ UnforcedErrer ⋅ r/pics
The boys are killing it selling lemonade door to door, but unfortunately it's time they learn about Cost of Goods Sold.2yr ⋅ UnforcedErrer ⋅ r/MadeMeSmile
If you had only three words and a fleeting moment to tell complete strangers (and your neighbors) a fun fact about you, what would it be?3yr ⋅ UnforcedErrer ⋅ r/trashy
My first contribution to dad's internet-enabled electronic picture frame.2yr ⋅ UnforcedErrer ⋅ r/funny
Things that exist but probably shouldn't: the personal sauna. Just look at this damn thing.2yr ⋅ UnforcedErrer ⋅ r/funny
New Yorkers really are a-holes. I waved as I flew by this morning but none of you dicks waved back.5yr ⋅ UnforcedErrer ⋅ r/pics
Ever leave the store and wonder if anyone else has ever bought the same collection of random shit? I'm feeling that right now.3yr ⋅ UnforcedErrer ⋅ r/funny
This is the mountain of crap my elementary-school-age daughter has to haul to school for one day.2yr ⋅ UnforcedErrer ⋅ r/pics
The bathroom in my rental has six light switches. At least the wallpaper is on point.6yr ⋅ UnforcedErrer ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
I gave my boy a fishing rod for his 5th birthday today. He spent 4 hours out there, and the only thing he hooked was himself (figuratively).6yr ⋅ UnforcedErrer ⋅ r/pics
The bad news is the wind wreaked havoc on our trees. The good news is we don't have to worry about scurvy this year.5yr ⋅ UnforcedErrer ⋅ r/pics
This non-disabled asshole who parked in the disabled spot at Dunkin Donuts when there are plenty of open spots in the lot.6yr ⋅ UnforcedErrer ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
My kid received a letter from Santa today. Apparently Santa's expecting my wife to put out more than cookies this year.6yr ⋅ UnforcedErrer ⋅ r/funny
This old CNN headline on the iPod Touch that's been hiding in the back of the junk drawer.6yr ⋅ UnforcedErrer ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Pictorial representation of every old-school Redditors' opinion about our most popular content-specific forums.5yr ⋅ UnforcedErrer ⋅ r/funny
As of this morning, the team with the highest winning percentage in the AL East is actually 1/2 game back in standings. Bizarre. Has this ever happened before?6yr ⋅ UnforcedErrer ⋅ r/sports
Many tattoos have personal significance. Curious what the story is with this one.6yr ⋅ UnforcedErrer ⋅ r/pics
Here's my 7-year-old daughter (in a raincoat, for some reason) skating away the sports car I'd planned to buy in 10 years during her first private lesson.6yr ⋅ UnforcedErrer ⋅ r/pics
This Darth Vader Nutcracker my wife received as a white elephant gift.6yr ⋅ UnforcedErrer ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
