I think helper had a hand in the Halftime Show (x-post from r/funny)5yr ⋅ unclefistface622 ⋅ r/futurama
This is something About myself that I desperately want to change.7yr ⋅ unclefistface622 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
MRW yet another studio pulls their shows from Netflix/Hulu in order to use it on their own streaming site, which of course you have to pay for.6yr ⋅ unclefistface622 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
“Signs” was not a great movie, but that scene scared the jeepers outta me.1yr ⋅ unclefistface622 ⋅ r/WhitePeopleTwitter
Got my ears professionally cleaned today. This is what came out of one.8yr ⋅ unclefistface622 ⋅ r/WTF
I work in data entry. I think of this whenever my boss tells me to try to exceed my daily quota but offers no incentive to do so.10yr ⋅ unclefistface622 ⋅ r/funny
Ep. 4, after Joker dies. This is the *exact* moment that Scherbina's faith in the Soviet government dissolved. Stellan Skarsgard's performance throughout this whole series is fantastic, but this moment is pure acting magic.5yr ⋅ unclefistface622 ⋅ r/ChernobylTV
“Hey, this is cool! It’s nice to finally get some recognition. Granted, over the past year & a half I’ve seen countless people die right in front of me, routinely worked 16 hour days without a break, and I’m constantly on the brink of a nervous breakdown. But thanks for the doll.”2yr ⋅ unclefistface622 ⋅ r/ABoringDystopia
Oh, I see. When it's one of *my* schemes you can't foil it fast enough, but when *Cecil* tries to kill you, it's hopeless, utterly, utterly hopeless.9yr ⋅ unclefistface622 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
A caller at this hour? You dial '9-1', then when I say so, dial '1' again.9yr ⋅ unclefistface622 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I don't have your money.. It's a Bill's house! ... And Fred's house!9yr ⋅ unclefistface622 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
A woman brought her baby to a 10:30pm showing of a Rated-R movie. All I could think of was this.10yr ⋅ unclefistface622 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
A girl at a bar last night vehemently called me a racist when I mentioned that Barack Obama's middle name is Hussein.10yr ⋅ unclefistface622 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
The longer I work in an office, the more I empathize with this guy in almost every single way.11yr ⋅ unclefistface622 ⋅ r/funny
I made an American Flag pick guard for the 4th of July. Put in on my American tele just in time for festivities.10yr ⋅ unclefistface622 ⋅ r/guitarporn
Look! They're making a movie. Robert Downey, Jr. is shooting it out with the police!9yr ⋅ unclefistface622 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
How it feels watching a movie in IMAX after months of only watching movies on the computer.11yr ⋅ unclefistface622 ⋅ r/funny
Why does this 18-wheeler have a cat door? I'm genuinely curious about this.11yr ⋅ unclefistface622 ⋅ r/funny
Saw this at my theatre (it's from Harvey.) Felt it needed something12yr ⋅ unclefistface622 ⋅ r/Theatre
Anyone who works in retail knows what the next few weeks mean.12yr ⋅ unclefistface622 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I really don't feel all that bad about this, but I felt I needed to say it all the same.11yr ⋅ unclefistface622 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I'll do it! But if I die during the operation, will you do one thing for me?10yr ⋅ unclefistface622 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
It is appalling how many people in the United States need to be reminded of this.10yr ⋅ unclefistface622 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
