83 best u/umlizzyiguess images on Pholder | Put An Egg On It, Smallbooblove and Beagle

this dog cannot be serious

1yr ⋅ ⋅

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[OC] Brie, thick cut bacon, raspberry preserves, green apple, and alfalfa sprouts on sourdough

2yr ⋅

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Very insightful post from my step grandmother a few moments ago

3yr ⋅

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God I love when the Monat huns try me

3yr ⋅

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I’m honestly impressed I never heard back because you know these huns can never resist a good “ackchyully it’s jUsT tHe ToXiNs lEaViNg YoUr BrAiN”

3yr ⋅

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“Let’s reconnect — you are amazing and cute. I’m truly sorry about terrorizing you in the past, but also fuck you for not forgiving me. You’re an awful person.”

2yr ⋅

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I got laughed out of this Halloween party for my costume. Figured you all might appreciate it more. Belsnickel is finally nigh!

4yr ⋅

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Brown rice bowl: crispy salmon cubes & crispy Brussels sprouts, avocado, salted rainbow carrot ribbons, soy egg, everything but the bagel seasoning, and a spicy ponzu drizzle (not yet added in the photo). It’s so good even the dog wants some.

3yr ⋅

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Simplicity with quality ingredients for breakfast today

3yr ⋅

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Put an egg on my eggs because I didn’t want to leave a lone boi in the carton

3yr ⋅

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I used to avoid triangle tops at all costs because someone made fun of me. So glad I got over that. *if you are a man do not contact me. I do not like you, I do not want to talk to you, I do not care that you like small boobs, and I will not be nice to you if you ignore my warning*

3yr ⋅

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First of many poached bois this year

2yr ⋅

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She peeled a freshly flattened dead bird off the street for second breakfast this morning 🤌🏼🥰❤️

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Someone took my seat while I was getting a fork

3yr ⋅

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Toast is never complete without an egg. Sourdough rubbed with garlic, herbed goat cheese, heirloom tomatoes, basil, chives, and some soft boiled eggy bois.

3yr ⋅

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guess I should probably turn the activity feature off for a few months

1yr ⋅

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Turns out quarantine isn’t so bad after all

4yr ⋅

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My TimeHop memories today reminded me of the most glorious penmanship mistake I’ve ever made

3yr ⋅

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I woke up craving chicken tikka masala for breakfast. I also wanted eggs for breakfast. So I figured, why not both?

3yr ⋅

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This washed up on the beach when I went out to catch sunrise this morning

1yr ⋅

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Finally went looking for an Asian market near me and made my own poke 😃😃

4yr ⋅

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I foster animals and our shelter partner was burglarized last night by this piece of shit. Upwards of $20k in damages, much of which is unrecoverable resources that our animals depend on for safety and survival.

4yr ⋅

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On days when I feel insecure about my chest I look back on photos from my graduation photoshoot, especially this one. It’s one of the few times in my life I’ve felt beautiful and confident *because* of my small chest, not despite it.

4yr ⋅

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My two shelter girls have gone from enemies to best friends

2yr ⋅

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Finally found a picture from my childhood!

2yr ⋅

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Soy marinated yolk over rice, seared filet, bok choy, oyster mushrooms, and avocado. It’s restaurant week in my city so I have to fuel up really well before my shifts or else I might die

5yr ⋅

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Hello from my new foster kitten, Catmala Hairris! Her number one policy issue is that she demands more milk.

4yr ⋅

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My favorite summer salad — fresh peaches + sweet corn + spicy honey and none other than the most beautiful ball of burrata. We don’t deserve cheese.

4yr ⋅

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Took a selfie to commemorate my second dose & realized this scoop neck complements my small chest so nicely. I never used to wear scoop necklines because I felt like they flattened me more than nature already did. It’s beyond empowering to love myself in the styles I used to hate so much.

3yr ⋅

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Instant ramen is healthy if you upgrade it with eggs, right?

5yr ⋅

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My bright little Washington D.C. bedroom!

3yr ⋅

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If I had gotten this shirt for Christmas when I was younger I never would’ve worn it, at least not without an “add 2 cups” push-up, because of how sad I was about my small chest. Today here we are! :) also if you are a man thinking of messaging me: DON’T. Nobody cares what you think. Leave us alone.

3yr ⋅

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[OC] Lobster tail & duck egg benedict

2yr ⋅

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Hey mom. You took away my childhood so instead of celebrating you yesterday, I celebrated myself. My friend took this & I look truly happy. You did everything in your power to prevent me from getting here, but I did it because I am resilient. I’m proud of who I’ve become despite what you did to me.

3yr ⋅

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Caught her totally not trying to eat these flowers ...... definitely not what she was doing

2yr ⋅

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New year, same breakfast. Because nothing is better than a poached egg with a runny yolk!

2yr ⋅

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I was hoping to take a nice picture with my foster kitten

3yr ⋅

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Confidence comes and goes but I always love being able to wear tops like this with ease

4yr ⋅

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I have a small and very shallow chest — it’s a double whammy & because of it, I have never in my life had cleavage. The cut of this top gave me a little volume for once and it made me feel really confident and happy with myself.

3yr ⋅

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Charlotte Tilbury Bar of Gold

4yr ⋅

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Meet my newest foster, Catmala Hairris

4yr ⋅

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It only took a whole year of patience, love, and nurture, but my foster kitty Ninja just climbed into my lap to take a nap for the first time ever!

4yr ⋅

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Well, the cooking is all in one pot... when nobody can agree on which toppings to use on the shakshuka, this spread is the outcome

4yr ⋅

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For breakfast I had biscuits with enough honey butter to clog every artery in my body. For dinner I had 350 calories of baked stuff and cauliflower rice. It’s called balance.

4yr ⋅

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Wish I’d had this sub much sooner. Even at 20 I never would’ve worn a bikini top that didn’t have underwire and padding, and I still would’ve felt insecure anyways. At 22 I’m padding free and wire free and I’ve never been happier. I never thought I’d get to this point.

4yr ⋅

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If you live near the Wharf, Southwest Soda Pop Shop is owned by black women and is amazing! Ice cream, smoothies, and a few other yummy snacks too. Bring your mask and your sunscreen — the line is long!!

4yr ⋅

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Who’s gonna tell them

4yr ⋅

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The first of of today’s breakfast: toasted baguette slice rubbed with with garlic and olive oil, smashed avocado, chicken chorizo, and a deliciously runny poached boi

4yr ⋅

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When I was 11 my mom started to take me to get my eyebrows waxed super thin because she hated that I inherited darker features from my middle eastern dad instead of her lighter Scandinavian features. I’d give her two middle fingers, but I think my eyebrows are already doing that for me.

4yr ⋅

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A fan favorite: avocado toast with TJ’s sesame crusted smoked ahi tuna and a drizzle of homemade hoisin. The tuna is easily in my top 5 TJ products.

2yr ⋅

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[haul] My stock up from The Ordinary sale finally arrived! Details in comments.

4yr ⋅

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One last brown rice bowl before I drive to my parents’ house for the rest of the year: salted rainbow carrot ribbons, edamame, scallions, avocado rose, soy egg (ajitama), everything but the bagel seasoning, and a toasted sesame spicy mayo drizzle.

3yr ⋅

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Don’t sleep on TJ’s New England clam chowder. I always keep 1-2 in my fridge and they make a delicious, easy lunch with just some fresh cracked pepper and parsley if you have any.

2yr ⋅

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Some good news in the otherwise bleak world of animal rescue: Berkshire Blanket learned we use their blankets to comfort our orphan kittens & immediately donated new ones. We all know how exhausting rescue can be, so this really lifted our spirits!

3yr ⋅

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This is my cat, Ninja!

3yr ⋅

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My first air fryer adventure... I’m definitely on a learning curve here but this air fryed tofu tasted amazing. I marinated it in a sweet soy mix and threw together a sweet chili dipping sauce from the leftover marinade.

4yr ⋅

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I tried to laminate my eyebrows at home so that you don’t have to! Read more in the comments.

4yr ⋅

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got my stitches out & approved to start lightly weight bearing! Just in time to sprain & possibly also fracture the other side 🤠😎

1yr ⋅

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