Mordenkainen, the centuries-old legendary archmage whose spell inventions are used on dozens of worlds across the material plane, needs a few level ups to fit in with the level 20 party.1yr ⋅ ultimateunbannable ⋅ r/dndmemes
Can we all appreciate how basic the Chief's tastes are? Mjolnir has so many customization options and he's like just give me the basic out-of-the-box model. The olive drab they put on it off the factory floor is fine. Weapon? I'll just take a standard issue assault rifle.1yr ⋅ ultimateunbannable ⋅ r/halo
Remember when this guy hinted that he and his church knew the truth about the Walls and the world outside all along, but after he was murdered him and the church were never mentioned again?11mo ⋅ ultimateunbannable ⋅ r/attackontitan
Always with the same shocked, proud expression as if it is some kind of magically character growth and not just an artifact of them being wrong most of the time.1yr ⋅ ultimateunbannable ⋅ r/aspiememes
I finally figured out why the game has you work so hard for that disguise only to never use it again- Matt and Fritz used them on their own.1yr ⋅ ultimateunbannable ⋅ r/kingdomcome
It's my least favorite quest line and it made me hate Matt and Fritz1yr ⋅ ultimateunbannable ⋅ r/kingdomcome
JW's base many of their beliefs on mistranslations, and this is the wackiest of all.1yr ⋅ ultimateunbannable ⋅ r/cults
So many people think jumping into a conversation about a movie or video game and saying it's just fiction bro is somehow adding to the conversation11mo ⋅ ultimateunbannable ⋅ r/autismmemes
Flag of Germany in WWII if it was a single-party socialist republic with a central planned economy with nationalized resource and manufacturing that claimed to serve the german workers1yr ⋅ ultimateunbannable ⋅ r/EnoughCommieSpam
Do they reproduce asexualy? Are there thousands of copies of the same person placed throughout the world?1yr ⋅ ultimateunbannable ⋅ r/BPDlovedones
This isn't a joke. Bradbury used to get pissed when people would try to find a deeper meaning in his book, the whole point was just that he hated televisions.1yr ⋅ ultimateunbannable ⋅ r/LiteratureMemes
BPD + Long Distance Relationship = months of psychological torture. It was a 50/50 chance every time I woke up.1yr ⋅ ultimateunbannable ⋅ r/abusiverelationships
Imagine if Leonard wrote a book about his mother? She didn't deserve an apology arc, she deserved a humiliation arc.1yr ⋅ ultimateunbannable ⋅ r/bigbangtheory
My family has been with ACS for as long as the internet existed. We are never going back. Get a Starlink, it is worth it.11mo ⋅ ultimateunbannable ⋅ r/alaska
Gaining sympathy for the abuse she suffered took priority over letting slip that I was the side guy11mo ⋅ ultimateunbannable ⋅ r/BPDlovedones
Underside of Starship, the most powerful rocket ever built, showing the 6 failed engines. It failed at stage seperation but was still considered a successful test.1yr ⋅ ultimateunbannable ⋅ r/Damnthatsinteresting
Political intrigue is fun. Real-world politics just make people uncomfortable.11mo ⋅ ultimateunbannable ⋅ r/dndmemes
Made Beef Wellington the other day. Got it perfect first time. Exactly medium rare and so tender it almost melted in my mouth.1yr ⋅ ultimateunbannable ⋅ r/steak
