MRW I'm still in training at my job, and I wake up to an email from my manager: I'm sick today, but no need to reschedule meetings, I'm fully confident Ultie can take lead and write the follow up proposals6yr ⋅ Ultie ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I HIGHLY doubt it's a coincidence that this popped in my feed not even 15 minutes after I posted about my 50+ hour work week and how exhausted I am from house-hunting.7yr ⋅ Ultie ⋅ r/childfree
To the guy in a wrinkled flannel and trucker hat who smelled of cigarette smoke who came into my shop because he wants to get more into quilting/embroidery: Good on You Man, Good on You.7yr ⋅ Ultie ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls! I GOT THE JOB! Now I can tell my alcoholic, verbally abusive boss who tells me my opinion/experience/education doesn't matter to find a replacement for me - the person who does 3 people's jobs.7yr ⋅ Ultie ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I scored a great deal on a new plant, and posted about it in a private FB group - only to have some dude come in and tell me everything I WAS ALREADY DOING to keep the plant alive, insult my choice of potting medium, and then PM me to tell me how cute/real/unique I am and how we should meet up.8yr ⋅ Ultie ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I put my two weeks in, and management finally realizes how much work I do, and whine about having to learn all the tasks I've had the last two years...8yr ⋅ Ultie ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls! I thought I bombed an interview because I was late and getting over the flu - but they contacted me today to tell me they'll be reaching out to my references!7yr ⋅ Ultie ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW: I shake off my seasonal depression, get myself back to the gym, eat clean and fit into pants I haven't been able to wear since November - and yet the scale says I've gained 5 pounds.7yr ⋅ Ultie ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls! I'm moving in with my boyfriend in a week - but my bff of 9 years and roomie of 2 keeps telling me how funny it's going to be when he won't be able to deal with me. :(7yr ⋅ Ultie ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
TROLLS - This is a friendly reminder from a someone who's holiday and birthday plans were just ruined - PEE AFTER SEX DAMMIT!8yr ⋅ Ultie ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I heard through sources that my former department is down nearly 70% since I left - and my boss just called me to offer my old job back. At the same pay, of course.8yr ⋅ Ultie ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Found this enthusiastic fly trap in the death-cube at my grocery store - it was only a dollar! I had to rescue it8yr ⋅ Ultie ⋅ r/SavageGarden
Are any other trolls terrified that the Grand Cheeto is going to help take away their access to vital medications that make them a stable, functional, tolerable human being? I'm having a hard time coping with this soon to be reality.7yr ⋅ Ultie ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
TROLLS! I totaled my car, got a new car, and then got a new job that pays me TWO DOLLARS MORE AN HOUR (plus commission!!!) WITHIN A MONTH8yr ⋅ Ultie ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls - I just got into a huge fight with my roomie, my lease is up in a few months, and my SO just suggested moving in together...8yr ⋅ Ultie ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
3 people referred to my boyfriend and I as married this weekend - including my bestie and parents.7yr ⋅ Ultie ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Just finished and photographed this guy this weekend! I'm itching to get started on my next one! It feels so good to have my motivation back. :D8yr ⋅ Ultie ⋅ r/CreativeRoom
Sometimes when these small paintings get out of control and muddy - I wipe everything away and reveal something great.5yr ⋅ Ultie ⋅ r/painting
I think my boss has a original 1971 map. Help IDing/pricing it? (x-post collectables)11yr ⋅ Ultie ⋅ r/disney
Sometimes when these small paintings get out of control and muddy - I wipe everything away and reveal something great.5yr ⋅ Ultie ⋅ r/AbstractArt
TROLLS! I'm running my shop solo for the first time. MRW we're having the best week in 2 months.8yr ⋅ Ultie ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
WIP - after 6 months of an on-and-off, love-and-hate process, this sucker is nearing completion9yr ⋅ Ultie ⋅ r/painting
What's going on with this guy? He's turning yellow and some bits are shriveling, but there's also lots of new growth.8yr ⋅ Ultie ⋅ r/succulents
Pretty sure I can call this one done. :D No title yet, 16x20, acrylic, marker and pastel on canvas.11yr ⋅ Ultie ⋅ r/painting
