My sibling asked for a rice cooker for christmas. This is how I wrapped it - haiyaaa or fuiyoh?3yr ⋅ ukuleletroll ⋅ r/UncleRoger
Update on my portal gun: I won my work’s Christmas party costume contest! I was pretty ecstatic.5yr ⋅ ukuleletroll ⋅ r/Portal
Yesterday a male colleague described my notebook as “intimidating”, because 28 pairs of cartoon breasts are clearly terrifying 🙄5yr ⋅ ukuleletroll ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My new dating profile isn’t getting a lot of interest...I just want those love kernels dammit!5yr ⋅ ukuleletroll ⋅ r/crazyexgirlfriend
My grandparents, London, c.1957, shortly after they were married.11yr ⋅ ukuleletroll ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
My grandfather, shortly after he emigrated to England, mid-1950s12yr ⋅ ukuleletroll ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
Jasper died today. This is him and his teddy yesterday. I can't breathe, I'm so devastated. He's a good boy.10yr ⋅ ukuleletroll ⋅ r/lookatmydog
Had my wisdom teeth removed a few days ago and today I totally blew an interview for a job I really cared about. Feeling stupid, pathetic, ugly and sad. Plus my face hurts. Could do with a toast.5yr ⋅ ukuleletroll ⋅ r/toastme
Yikes. No match is worth potentially catching or spreading coronavirus for 🚩4yr ⋅ ukuleletroll ⋅ r/hingeapp
Saw today that this beauty has been chopped down. Here’s the almond tree heralding the arrival of Spring in 2014. One of my favourite photographs5yr ⋅ ukuleletroll ⋅ r/oxford
My friend found this in her office. We recognise him - he seems super familiar - but we really can't place him. Anyone know who he actually is?5yr ⋅ ukuleletroll ⋅ r/whatisthisthing
I thought a little retail therapy would cheer me up... never mind!12yr ⋅ ukuleletroll ⋅ r/ForeverAloneWomen
A death in the family, a decaying corpse, swimming, glasses, and a road trip to Wales.13yr ⋅ ukuleletroll ⋅ r/ragedreams
Fell off my bike and had another ACL blowout before my season even started. On the plus side, Oxycontin rocks and I have a bruise in the shape of the Bat-symbol. See you next year!11yr ⋅ ukuleletroll ⋅ r/skiing
When three of my friends announce their engagement, and I haven't had a boyfriend yet:12yr ⋅ ukuleletroll ⋅ r/ForeverAloneWomen
