When you are horny but don't want the FBI thinking you are a weirdo

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Spooktober is officially here!

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Heh heh heh heh ehughhhh ehughhhh ehughhhh

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Um...I'm going with the first option

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Damn it goes fast.

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I was drivin!

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I can't be the only one!

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This...is my BOOM STICK!

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She ate that for breakfast??

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You're damn right I want one!

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And now you can't unsee it

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Not very effective

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Pretty much

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I REALLY fixed it...

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The glorious lovechild of an AR and an AK. Shout out to our homeboys in Israel.

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Freshly sourced

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Kinda weird, ain't it?

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Doesn't rhyme, but I don't care.

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Where are my M1 carbine buddies?

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Don't be mean to the lil' spooder!

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...damn it

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT

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Thought they might want to use them.

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12 yr old me watching Beverly Hills Cop be like:

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I value my appendages

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The dandruff is taking over!

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Knights Armament LMG!

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That's gonna be a no for me, boss.

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I wanna get freaky tonight, babe ;)

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Bewm bewm

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ACKTUALLY...

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Just add Mosins, Mini 14s, and giant douchey swords!

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dR. sEuSs iS OfFenSivE

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Marvel panders to the mainstream

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...That's never happened to me before

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Watcha doin there, doc?

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The only logical conclusion

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Pride of ze Soviet union

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They predicted the future.

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No chance!

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And now I'm jelly.

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For all the bottom feeders out there

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Uh oh!

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Laughs in Delta Force and Rhodesian

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Old ways are the best ways

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If you hear the sound, you weren't a graboid.

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They may need some more guys

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Introducing: The ARuger Mini-15!

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Seriously, this thing was a monster, and needs more attention.

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Thanks, I hate this annoying ass ad.

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Tough break Voldy :(

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We sure are milking this meme for what it's worth.

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I demand action!

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You'll get your rent when you FIX THIS DAMN STABLE!

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How the hell am I supposed to compete with that?

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