Martha! I know you're in there with HIM! What's he got that I don't!? Is it the eye? It's the eye, isn't it! It's genetic, Martha! I have lazy eyes! Thirty years and you've said nothing, but now you invite that bastard bustard to OUR nest! I loved you, Martha! MARTHAAA!4yr ⋅ Tzuvembi ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
They deserve better, Carl! And they're going to get better! We're moving to Tenerife with our Sal, and you're never gonna break their hearts again, you hear me, Carl?4yr ⋅ Tzuvembi ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
I locked my two weremarmots in together. They became friends, then lovers. Then one of them tore the other in half during a full moon.5yr ⋅ Tzuvembi ⋅ r/dwarffortress
Let's also remember today William Tyndale, exiled and executed for his faith and the translation of the New Testament.1yr ⋅ Tzuvembi ⋅ r/Christianity
