Wise Words from Dimitri, age 12

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Who's a good, solid, unmoving boy?

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Roses are red, pots are made out of clay,

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Goofing off on your computer during class but the teacher comes around the room starter pack

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Can one of them shoot me?

7yr ⋅

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It seems as though I am the madlad now.

6yr ⋅

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Spotted someone plugging their computer into the ceiling at school.

7yr ⋅

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Are you trying to kill us all?!?

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How can anyone eat that much food?!

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Clumsy Me

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This sign in one of my local parking garages shows how many parking spots are open on each floor.

6yr ⋅

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Wholesome Pigeon

7yr ⋅

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Ayo fam gimme that tropical island look

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Are you kidding me?

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I have a really bad headache

6yr ⋅

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Roses are red, my door is ajar,

7yr ⋅

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The windows in almost every section of my school are entirely asymmetrical.

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You're never safe

7yr ⋅

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He got his Doggo's License

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Except me, of course.

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My cough drop was pretty wholesome today.

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