Nonchalant

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2,000 “pounds”

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Like a brother

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Giving Spring Cleaning a new meaning

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My First Time

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Jet Lag

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If anyone has an asshole named Tyler, I’ll put you in touch

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This joke is shit quality

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Nothing, I love more

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Christianity is at least 50% Jewish...

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Plane and simple.

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I'm a big Reddit guy

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Adopt an iBaby

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Coming Out in High School

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If your Velocity of hatred (Vh) > 10/minute, your Time to being punched in the face (Tpitf) < 1 minute

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The 1%

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Tonight's forecast: terrible jokes followed by self-criticism and a 2 drink minimum

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Babies are the new Netflix Special

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Don't forget to look BEFORE you swipe

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Diners, Drive-ins, and Racists

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Have you ever...

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Hatred is gross and racism blows

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TamaGOTCHA

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We’re using the phrase wrong

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I was inspired to make one of my own

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Comedy is subjective

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Goodnight, thank you! My name is Blanche

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I hope we have a good conversation

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I'm ready to be a father

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I was unmatched immediately

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The Parent Trap

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Singapore's Misuse of Drugs Act is the sequel to Catch-22

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We could learn a thing or two from Singapore

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Literally anyone else

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Sperm Bank Sommelier

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Drunk vs. High

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They only speak out when they have something to hide

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And I put my life in his hands... 7777 666 7777

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The Trojan War

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[SOTC] Added my first heavy hitter to the collection... first of many, I worry

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According to Malcolm Gladwell, I'm already an expert

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Once you go Busan, you'll never go Tucson

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A confusing way to start a standup shot

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Southern Love

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Confidence is all I need

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I should learn to cook

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There's no substitute for the real thing

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Don't Jewish this joke had a better punchline?

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People want babies for the same reasons they want iPhones

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Inspiration can come from anywhere

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Not Harvard Bound

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Nothing ages like a fine wine

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First I laughed, then I thought about it, and now I have a new gym membership

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Pretty Fly (for a white guy)

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R.I.P. (Rest in Profit)

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I love condoms more than my parents

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My Asshole

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Kathmandu has an allure to it

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I, along with 2 friends, am very excited to launch The Quarantined Bachelor: a weekly online dating show on Instagram (@quarantinedbachelor) styled after The Bachelor. Would love to hear advice or ideas from this community before launching this show! Any feedback welcome

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