Don't worry, Kelly is safe.

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Here for #3. Our first girl.

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Welcome back Mr. & Mrs. Love Bug.

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Anybody need any baby wipes, my wife ordered a metric fuck ton.

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I can poop continuously for 2 months straight and not run out of toilet paper!

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Thought you guys would like this, especially on a lunch break.

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My working from home today lunch.

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Graduated today at 4:30am. 32weeks 6 days. 16.5 inches 3lbs 13oz baby boy!!!

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Just in time for the new season!

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Guess the big flag wasn't in the budget

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My new Fleshlight STEEL 4 pack is finally arriving!

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Harry?

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1st birthday smash cake was a success

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6 within 100 feet! Fucking 6!!!

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Dog Centipede

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Bought a $45 bidet off Amazon. Had to test it.

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Cougar Express

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Here they are boys!

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Met Hogan, forgot to smile.

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This putting green.

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Met Hogan, forgot to smile

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Can't handle George anymore!!

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And today's Darwin Award goes to....

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Which one of you F**kers did this! BIND to the moon!!

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What a steal! How the hell am I going to get all this on the plane!

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Put the sign in boss

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Met Hogan, forgot to smile.

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Grub ID. Central FL. Larger than my thumb.

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Is this a carpenter ant?

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