My medical diagnosis
Actually, I'm the one that posted this on my Facebook timeline today.
This woman's fingernails... she came into my work and made a purchase, and when I had to put the change in her hand, I nearly threw up.
I tell you WHAAAAT!
Even up close, it was hard to read Warning- tattooos make me horny. I rolled down my sleeves do she wouldn't see my ink.
This photo of a photo of me and my sister back in the 1980's, I don't have any other ones of us together. Can the background be evened out a little, maybe remove a bit of the flash and glare?
What's up with this picture, Clean Master?
They moved the Coinstar machine at my local grocery store, and these coins were embedded in the linoleum floor underneath it.
The local health department came and put these stickers on our soap dispensers at work.
The worst thing about being a skater in Las Vegas? The filthy, dirty streets. No matter what color your wheels are, they end up dirty grey.
Reposted from /r/forwardsfromgrandma
This is Spencer, he spends about 75% of the day under a blanket.
I got excited when I spied a $100 bill on the ground today.
Yes, I'm looking at you, Sketchers stores.
Where does grandma even find these?
When we talk about him, we say his name, which is Spencer. But when we talk to him, we call him Benny.
I always thought The Sovereign's floating head looked familiar, then I recently rewatched Time Bandits. Behold The Supreme Being.
My local CVS pharmacy has a black Santa in their Christmas display.
I really think workers do this on purpose just to trigger everyone's OCD.
My neighbor's Mustang. I've named it Raisin Bran.
This electronics store in Las Vegas has a slot machine for an entrance, including stacks of coins out front.
Every morning Spencer wakes me up to take him for his morning walk, but first he rolls around on my bed.
My wife and I spent yesterday playing PoGo...
For Father's Day, me and my dad at my grandparent's 50th anniversary party, 1973.
Are we ever going to see this alien on the show?
Randal R3 coming out in two weeks!
Ladybird will be thrilled.
As much as I like supporting a local product, I can't buy Real Water anymore because of its ties to Scientology. More in the comments.
Me and my dad at my grandparent's 50th anniversary, 1973
This Pickle Rick weed pipe I spotted the other day
Calculator with an ant colony thriving underneath the screen. Sort of like an Ant Farm Keyboard, no?
What I thought of when I saw the 2016 Dodge Ram....
This leather wrapped phone cord with leather strap.
Thanks to the N word scandal, my neighbor no longer wanted this Paula Deen griddle, and I've been using it happily ever since.
Happy Father's Day to everyone. Here's me and my dad in 1972, at my grandparent's 50th wedding anniversary party.
I fixed this (from King of the Hill)
When you drive around Vegas without window tint...
Spencer has been trying to hump the male felines in the house lately, I've tried explaining that it doesn't work that way.
A friend gave me this cartridge, does anyone know what brand of vape pen it's for, and what dispensary sells them?
I got this on my news feed today. Wtf?
Ten year-old me, entertaining everyone at my grandparents 50th anniversary celebration back in 1973.
I made my own.
Anybody know what these are? They're not mine, just trying to help someone out.