In honor of /r/incels getting banned: I was pretty much the typical neckbeard in middle school. Fedora, bad fashion sense, unironic use of m'lady, the inquisitive mind pose, and glasses with flaming skulls on the frames. Yeesh.7yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/blunderyears
American Truck Simulator - Colorado on Steam includes the I-70 pet food factory3yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/Denver
Wasn't expecting to meet Gabe Landeskog when I woke up this morning. Living in Denver has its perks1yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/ColoradoAvalanche
Seems like just comply doesn't apply to DPD when it comes to city mask mandates2yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/Denver
National Guard deployed in Minneapolis protecting a McDonald's from potential civil unrest3yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/ABoringDystopia
MRW Work's been kicking my ass and I just got broken up with. Have a drink with me guys, I fuckin' need it7yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/TrollYChromosome
First time I bought new threads from this team in almost 6 years. Let's ride, Broncos Country.2yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/DenverBroncos
After 2 straight weeks of a lovable look from Coach Joseph, I've decided to make a chart to be updated every week. Keep the meme alive, coach!7yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/DenverBroncos
MRW there was a shooting at a Planned Parenthood clinic in my state today. To add to the rage, I foolishly read the comments by pro-lifers in the articles.9yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/TrollYChromosome
MRW a friend of mine tries to set me up on a blind date and says she ships it so hard and I've never had that sort of thing happen before6yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/TrollYChromosome
Not the text you wanna get from your mom in the middle of the school day...9yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/teenagers
Found a Hunger Games simulator and decided to pitch some of the cast & crew. I don't know what I was expecting.9yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/roosterteeth
MR, as a virgin, when one of my lady friends complains about having not had sex in months10yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/TrollYChromosome
How I feel as a questioning cis guy with the thought of being trans terrifying me even though my family, friends, and I have always been supportive of trans rights6yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns
As a teenager who is making some other purchases rather than preparing for Prom9yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/pcmasterrace
When one of my favorite characters in an upcoming series is confirmed to be Ace5yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/aaaaaaacccccccce
Question: what kind of idiot blows over a day's pay for an ugly sweater? Answer:7yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/ironmaiden
How I feel having gotten unfriended and cut out by the guy who had been bothering my buddies and I for a long time7yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/TrollYChromosome
HIF as a longtime Mass Effect fan with people on Reddit whining that Andromeda looks awful7yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/TrollYChromosome
MRW she said yes to another date after we went to dinner and a concert last night7yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/TrollYChromosome
MRW holding my dog today as I realize I have to put him down tomorrow. This week has been and will be hard, guys.9yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/TrollYChromosome
This assmunch who attacked a food truck and said I'll totally get away with it! My dad's a lawyer!9yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/punchablefaces
Guys, after a long time of worry and sadness, I did well on all my finals, I'm nearly done with school, my dream job is coming close to fruition, and my grandma just invited me to go on a cruise with her. Life's pretty awesome, don't forget that.9yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my dick and brain are arguing about texting the ex again9yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/TrollYChromosome
[GIF] MRW I spend all week nervous that I won't get the 64 I need on my final to pass my Chem class and I get a 709yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/teenagers
MRW I let myself get too attached and she broke up with me after I really thought we had a chance. This never gets easier, guys.6yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/TrollYChromosome
MRW the recruiter I spoke to said I have the heart to be a Marine after years of people telling me I couldn't do it7yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I log in to find out it's my cakeday and I have nothing good to submit10yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/TrollYChromosome
MRW everyone is stressing about Valentine's Day and my SO asks me if I want to just bone10yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/TrollYChromosome
[Picture] How I feel with none of my friends wanting to talk to me and being on the verge of failing algebra the semester10yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/teenagers
HIFW I got in a huge fight with my mom, and find out she's been lying to her friends and family to make me look bad10yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/TrollYChromosome
MFW she tells me that she had a crush on me for over a year while she was dating someone, then broke up with that person, and now says she wants to date me but she can't because someone else is flirting with her9yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my mom dragged me into a family conflict even though I really don't like fighting8yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I'm starting to develop feelings for a good friend of mine even though I know it would be a disaster8yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/TrollYChromosome
MRW Iron Maiden is on tour and I wanna get tickets while they're cheap and available, but their concert is in my birthday month and I don't know if my family has it planned as a gift8yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/TrollYChromosome
How I feel as a high school senior who doesn't listen to a lot of rap and didn't watch the VMAs9yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my team is going to the fucking Super Bowl. Hold me trolls, I'm about to faint8yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/TrollYChromosome
MRW they insist on dragging the argument even though I got other stuff to do and don't care8yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/TrollYChromosome
[GIF] MRW it's my cakeday and I can't come up with anything good to post10yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/teenagers
I woke up on my birthday to find this on my couch. Best brother ever.9yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/roosterteeth
I've been seeing this dumbass meme circling around post-game. I tweaked it just a bit.8yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/DenverBroncos
[GIF] MRW I realize I have summer reading due and haven't read yet, but realize I'm also about to be out of town soon9yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/teenagers
I did the Hunger Games thing again, this time with RT characters.9yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/roosterteeth
MRW my mom (who lives across the country) is visiting my brother for his birthday and she hasn't came for mine in 6 years10yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I go to my mom's house to help her with a Hornet Nest and see that it's WAY bigger than I anticipated9yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/TrollYChromosome
As a gearhead, MRW I got told I'm going to the Denver Auto Show for my birthday9yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/TrollYChromosome
The lecture half of us will be receiving after the 9th6yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/thanosdidnothingwrong
How I feel when my ladyfriend says you should get back with your ex!10yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/TrollYChromosome
[meme] How I feel flying back home to my dad after spending the holidays with my mom10yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/teenagers
[Meme] MRW I have the shits after eating a burrito at my favorite place10yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/teenagers
[GIF] [X-post /r/trollychromosome] MRW my mom who lives across the country visits my brother for his birthday again and she hasn't come for mine in 6 years10yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/teenagers
Still can't afford a Model S, but I had to represent my love somehow. God bless screenprinting.10yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/teslamotors
MRW I ran into my ex today... and she found someone new first.9yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/TrollYChromosome
My friend can't do her own because her reddit account is too young. Ya'll know what to do. 21/law firm accounting clerk/singer-songwriter/illustration major6yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/RoastMe
HIFW I really have to poop but I have guests over and I'm trying not to stink up my house, but they can't stop chatting9yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/TrollYChromosome
It's Robert Downey Jr's (and my) birthday today! Happy 50th to Iron Man!9yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/Marvel
In honor of Halloween, here's my Clicker costume. All that's left is to do the makeup, but I'll save that for later.11yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/thelastofus
Delivered on one of my previous comments. Here's my Clicker costume from The Last Of Us.11yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/teenagers
These are being posted around my school. Is a quarter worth 20 or 25 to these people?9yr â‹… TwinMonkeys â‹… r/facepalm
