Owlet looks at world for the first time. I have no idea what I'm doing.

4yr ⋅ ⋅

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Life with a tortoise; mistakes we only make once

2yr ⋅

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Sleepy tortoise breathing (very subtle animated gif)

2yr ⋅

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Archibald would like you to know he's a handsome boy.

6yr ⋅

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Great A'Tuin IRL - Imgur

12yr ⋅

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Antarctica from Space (iPhone X wallpaper for lock screen)

6yr ⋅

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Nobody can say no to this wrong number text

8yr ⋅

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Am not French Poodle. Am Texas Poodle.

10yr ⋅

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St. Patrick's Day prank shirt

10yr ⋅

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