u/twatfacer

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Getting his quick fix

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*I move away from the mic to breathe in*

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You've got to help me!

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Woah, woah, woah, just one thing to clarify

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Can't think of a non-racist title

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Drugs will make you trip

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Are you sure mom is okay with this, Spidey?

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Don't underestimate me!, he said.

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I hope you have received my last letter...

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I knew I should have changed it long ago

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My greetings, little fella!

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I hope he doesn't see me...

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Fuck the police

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Friendly Neighborhood Joseph Ducreux

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Not to confuse with male prostitution

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That will cost you 20 arachno-dollars, sir.

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Was this a surprise, son?

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Return me my bait this instant!

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I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YA GUYS!

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Jameson, you're a dick.

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Unlike OP, Spidey delivers

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But above all this, I wish you love

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Peter shot a clip for CSI Miami

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My only weakness

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Fighting the criminal scum!

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Regret, I am full of it

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You can't hide a gentleman under this costume

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I am gonna fuck him up.

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Educating kids the Spidey way

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aunt may ain't got shit on me

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WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY METH LAB?

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Oh, too kind of you

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Chilling around

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What playing new games on my old computer feels like:

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Sorry I haven't posted for a while

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Well, time to gtfo of here

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WAIT! I can't do it...

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Y'ALL NOW POSTIN IN A SPIDERMAN THREAD!

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It's over, Spider-Man, I'm done with your shit!

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It is now official.

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Oh, my beautiful tree branch...

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I KNOW YOUR DISGUISE, YOU FILTHY BITCH

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You probably don't know about his narcissistic side...

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I am the king of the dancefloor!

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Looks like I have found OP, guys

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The kidnap can't be this horrible

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Ah! I am fucking Spiderman.

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GET IT OFF ME!!! OH GOD GET IT OFF!!!

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Jameson needs some personal time

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BIG GLOVES, EH!

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\t\t\tHelp me!! \t

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Okay, this is the last time I say it:

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I think you have an idea of the special ingredient...2

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Why you don't give Rhino what Rhino wants?

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Spicy relationships

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I think this is the day I die

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We have a serious problem.

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What do you propose?

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I don't care what everyone else thinks!

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Arachnid discrimination

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They all look the same, amirite?

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I steal only what I can't afford

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JAMESON, THIS IS OUR TIME! DO YOU HEAR ME? OUR TIME!

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Last night I elaborated this

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Last Friday night...

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This can't be true

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So disappoint...

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It will be silent.

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Just aside of this abduction

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Whatever it takes...

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PARKER STOP FIDGETING

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Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?

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The one thing Spidey will never cease a fuck:

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I've got a better idea, Billy

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I have received your invitation, Jameson...

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Oh, one second!

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What's the matter, Professor?

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Mary Jane, I shall say...

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I'm gonna step over my priorities

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I will bone you later.

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I DEMAND QUALITY SUBMISSIONS

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The fuck was I thinking?

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Bring money to Big Rock in Mojave Desert... AT DAWN.

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I think I am dying...

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Your friendly neighborhood family photo

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We don't need anything or anyone...

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It's perfectly safe, don't worry

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So I came across /r/spacedicks...

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\t\t\tI feel something \t

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To the sweat drop down my balls

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Ain't I motherfucking fresh?

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The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists...

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GUESS WHO'S GETTIN LAID TONIGHT

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...And then a step to the right

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The 'stache was cool before he ruined it!

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your argument is invalid

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Totally not a mediocre animation

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\t\t\tno shit \t

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\t\t\tI don't remember this room \t

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\t\t\tOH GOD NO \t

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Ah, so this is how you hold all of them

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With such a DAMN FINE body,

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She's gonna teach me how to swim

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I'm all about it, ma niggaz

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Where did you put my nipples?

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...and don't forget to smile

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A real man while masturbating looks you in the eyes

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A horny criminal

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\t\t\tI like it rough Spidey \t

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\t\t\tSpreading the word \t

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\t\t\tWell, fuck. \t

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I don't know what this means, but this cannot be any good

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\t\t\tI'm invincible! \t

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Is this all about that fuck I didn't give them?

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What in the name of sanity have you got on your head?

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When you're alone and depressed

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\t\t\tLALALALALALALA \t

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I'm not sure I did not fuck up

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Peter, I have a surprise for you and little spidey...

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