What kind of fucking monster hides onions in mac and cheese. Why? Why?!2yr ⋅ Twatberriesandcream ⋅ r/onionhate
Swapped my stud for a hoop last week. Which do we like better? Personally, I like the hoop, but don’t let that sway your feedback. Which one suits my face more?2yr ⋅ Twatberriesandcream ⋅ r/piercing
This little lady is six months old and sitting (when placed) like a champ! So proud of her progress.4yr ⋅ Twatberriesandcream ⋅ r/daddit
After being schooled on jewelry materials I upgraded to (and paid out the nose for, pun intended) this white gold hoop. I love it. Does it suit me?2yr ⋅ Twatberriesandcream ⋅ r/piercing
Final fitting for my suit was today. Can’t show anyone else, but can’t keep it to myself.6yr ⋅ Twatberriesandcream ⋅ r/weddingplanning
Still learning new things after all this time. Who else didn’t know Kif has 3 tits?3yr ⋅ Twatberriesandcream ⋅ r/Futurama_Sleepers
Had to go with a local to formally introduce myself as mod. This is Earthrise from NEFF brewing in Tulsa. I’m excited to be part of the mod team and hope to keep this community great. Cheers 🍻3yr ⋅ Twatberriesandcream ⋅ r/showerbeer
My poor babies. I brought them home from the office because of social distancing and working from home but I forgot to bring my plant lamp. Now they’re out on the sidewalk on a gloomy day. Please send them good vibes.4yr ⋅ Twatberriesandcream ⋅ r/succulents
Signed the closing paperwork on the house today. This shit is real. We’re really moving out of state. Oh fuck. Unfiltered wheat because there is no fucking filter for life3yr ⋅ Twatberriesandcream ⋅ r/showerbeer
Heavy post incoming (trigger warning) As one of the most supportive communities I’m a part of and as one of the only two subs I told, it only felt right to tell you guys. We lost our baby at 21 weeks. My heart is beyond broken. This one is for Charlotte.6yr ⋅ Twatberriesandcream ⋅ r/showerbeer
The elusive bathbeer. It’s official. I have done all the things in this apartment that signify I live here. Twat is texan y’all.2yr ⋅ Twatberriesandcream ⋅ r/showerbeer
Stepfather of teen sentenced to life for crime spree blames the victims. “[Vicitm] got himself killed.”5yr ⋅ Twatberriesandcream ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
My sweet boy Adonis on the left. We are temporarily fostering his sister, Happy, in the middle, and my thumb is on the right. Happy is deaf. Any tips or tricks to help train this special needs baby are greatly appreciated.5yr ⋅ Twatberriesandcream ⋅ r/greatdanes
Me, choosing this beer “Juicy AND bossy. Just like me!” My wife: “that is exactly how I would describe you. The next time someone asks what my husband is like, that’s all I’m going to say.” Goddammit I love her! 🧡🧡3yr ⋅ Twatberriesandcream ⋅ r/showerbeer
Back again after a loss in September. Scared shitless, but also excited. Only 3 weeks 5 days and I’m going off the rails. It’s going to be a long pregnancy, but I’m here for it.5yr ⋅ Twatberriesandcream ⋅ r/predaddit
Got bitten by a tiny little rat of a dog on a walk today. First dog bite in my 29 years.4yr ⋅ Twatberriesandcream ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
Free for all Friday calls for a shower G&T. Also, a request from you fine folx! (More on that in the comments)3yr ⋅ Twatberriesandcream ⋅ r/showerbeer
Grocery store run tomorrow morning. Mentally preparing tonight.4yr ⋅ Twatberriesandcream ⋅ r/showerbeer
One of my favorite photos from the shower. It was very NSFW and I really like my job so I had to blur it. Sadly you’ll never see the original, but such is the world we live in.4yr ⋅ Twatberriesandcream ⋅ r/showerbeer
My wife made these vinyl decals so we could tell our AirPods apart. I love that crafty woman.5yr ⋅ Twatberriesandcream ⋅ r/airpods
Tomorrow, after a long, uphill battle that spans 9 years, I will be graduating. A bachelors degree calls for a shower captain and coke!6yr ⋅ Twatberriesandcream ⋅ r/showerbeer
Last clean shave was December 1st. Shooting for a yeard or as long as I can stand it. It’s starting to get thick. Any maintenance tips?4yr ⋅ Twatberriesandcream ⋅ r/BeardAdvice
I always upvote original Fat Tire, but I just found this today and I think I might have to add it to the list of “always upvote if” posts.5yr ⋅ Twatberriesandcream ⋅ r/showerbeer
One year ago today, me and the mrs tied the knot. Cheers to us!5yr ⋅ Twatberriesandcream ⋅ r/showerbeer
Toured some daycares today. If someone had told me how much it cost I would’ve started selling feet pics a long time ago. Having some 14 year single malt to recover from the sticker shock.4yr ⋅ Twatberriesandcream ⋅ r/showerbeer
Lagunitas 12th of Never Ale. It felt right for New Years resolution time.5yr ⋅ Twatberriesandcream ⋅ r/showerbeer
Update number three: she’s here, five weeks early, and she is absolutely perfect. Welcome to the world, Kennedy.4yr ⋅ Twatberriesandcream ⋅ r/predaddit
Obama isn’t attending Billy Graham’s funeral. The comments are a gold mine6yr ⋅ Twatberriesandcream ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
Hatched this from a 2k egg last night. This event may not be so bad after all.7yr ⋅ Twatberriesandcream ⋅ r/pokemongo
32 mile bike ride this morning. I definitely earned this one.7yr ⋅ Twatberriesandcream ⋅ r/showerbeer
Sneaky my-class-project-chickens-hatched feet, featuring two right feet!7yr ⋅ Twatberriesandcream ⋅ r/SneakyBackgroundFeet
Update from u/throwaway299499919. She said yes. Story in the comments!!9yr ⋅ Twatberriesandcream ⋅ r/tulsa
When you're trying to lose weight for your wedding, but still want to be a part of the community (spoiler: not beer)7yr ⋅ Twatberriesandcream ⋅ r/showerbeer
Now that I have a Dane I'm slowly realizing that I've spent my whole life wanting a lazy freeloader, but I wouldn't have him any other way. Adonis, 6 months8yr ⋅ Twatberriesandcream ⋅ r/greatdanes
GF and I just bought our first house today. This is how we announced it to social media.9yr ⋅ Twatberriesandcream ⋅ r/homeowners
