When you have to try to convince one of your crew who doesn't want to party.7yr ⋅ TurtleTitan ⋅ r/PartyParrot
I'll have two Number 9's, a Number 9 Large, a Number 6 with extra Dip, a Number 7, Two Number 45s, one with Cheese, and a large Soda.6yr ⋅ TurtleTitan ⋅ r/F13thegame
When you leave a legacy just right (I felt the need to repost this: link to the original poster within)8yr ⋅ TurtleTitan ⋅ r/JonTron
I was playing Animal Crossing: New Leaf, and out of nowhere something related to the sub comes out.8yr ⋅ TurtleTitan ⋅ r/JonTron
You lying sack of shit you will pat for this, it got taken down, making you a liar.8yr ⋅ TurtleTitan ⋅ r/JonTron
If This Post Gets 300 Upjons /r/JonTronCircleJerk Will Become edits of Jon's head on KOTH characters9yr ⋅ TurtleTitan ⋅ r/JonTronCirclejerk
Hmm, one upvote for eternal happiness. Mmm...I'd be happier with the upvote.7yr ⋅ TurtleTitan ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
/u/warnzzz i CHALLENGE YOU TO A GAME OF CHESS FOR GOLD FLAIR, ANOTHER MOD MAY SUBSTITUTE THE ENTIRE GAME, BUT NOT PLAY AS A TEAM. ech my caps lock was on NO ONE INTERFERE THIS MATCH8yr ⋅ TurtleTitan ⋅ r/JonTron
Sometimes I'm surprised at how many people there are in this sub... then I realize:8yr ⋅ TurtleTitan ⋅ r/JonTron
You all need to witness an image that is absolutely not MD, when elections come around I will definitely be a mod.8yr ⋅ TurtleTitan ⋅ r/JonTron
I have been told Jonathan Jafari looks like an awkward male Jontron no joke like for real holy shit seeing him like this is weird8yr ⋅ TurtleTitan ⋅ r/JonTron
If This Post Gets 300 Upjons /r/jontron Will Become edits of Jon's head on KOTH characters9yr ⋅ TurtleTitan ⋅ r/JonTron
Oh no! Blanca washed her face; please help her by drawing a new one.9yr ⋅ TurtleTitan ⋅ r/mspaintbattles
Jontron is officially that guy, you know the one: my fans can be bought and sold for the right oil9yr ⋅ TurtleTitan ⋅ r/JonTron
He's got a picture of himself that says Mii? There's so many things wrong with this I don't even know where to begin.8yr ⋅ TurtleTitan ⋅ r/JonTron
This explains a lot /u/warnzzz- ACTUAL PHOTO RENDERED BASED ON EYEWITNESS TESTIMONY8yr ⋅ TurtleTitan ⋅ r/JonTron
TIL in the films Pirates of the Carribean, they wanted to name the pirate Captain Jack Daw; when Unidan went postal, they named him Captain Jack Sparrow10yr ⋅ TurtleTitan ⋅ r/circlejerk
Are you a swood enough guy to acknowledge the special parts of this image?8yr ⋅ TurtleTitan ⋅ r/JonTron
You always hold it in to run, yet most of the time it just decides you aren't. It would be better for walking slower if need be.7yr ⋅ TurtleTitan ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Every post with effort on /R/JonTron or I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it! Oh no I didn't get it.8yr ⋅ TurtleTitan ⋅ r/JonTron
While this isn't the usual obsessive/stalkery posts of this subreddit, someone on /r/Jontron implied I should post this here: Names mark your destiny; learn the prophecy of your name, too.9yr ⋅ TurtleTitan ⋅ r/ConspiracyGrumps
A mod campaign so swood it's going to be reused. Vote /u/TurtleTitan, vote Grape Party8yr ⋅ TurtleTitan ⋅ r/JonTron
Gyro 5:9: Then Jacquington asked him, What is your name? My name is LeJon, he replied, for we are many.8yr ⋅ TurtleTitan ⋅ r/JonTron
Don't buy Reddit Gold! Don't buy Reddit Gold! Don't buy Reddit Gold! I don't work to give shitty/nonexistent perks to a FREE site9yr ⋅ TurtleTitan ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
JonTron if he pointed with two different hands with Jacques to increase their power into an individual being8yr ⋅ TurtleTitan ⋅ r/JonTron
I always understood the joke, but why would a bartender actually serve it?11yr ⋅ TurtleTitan ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Apparently many people hated LOZ Cartoon from the Eighties. For those people I have one thing to say:10yr ⋅ TurtleTitan ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
UPDATE: Our prior descriptions were found questionable, as new descriptions of /u/warnzzz are found- ACTUAL PHOTO RENDERED BASED ON EYEWITNESS TESTIMONY8yr ⋅ TurtleTitan ⋅ r/JonTron
You Must Have Capital Letters, Numbers, Symbols, Blood of Your First Born...11yr ⋅ TurtleTitan ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
There are many things I could complain about the new anti-tobacco ads... but I need to know something9yr ⋅ TurtleTitan ⋅ r/memes
The recruited army at my University was doing a marching drill. Everyone walked out of their way, except one individual who kept his path.10yr ⋅ TurtleTitan ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
