My birds won't eat their Nutri-berries when they're already crunched up, meanwhile cockatiels in the wild are living a Mad Max existence.6mo ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/cockatiel
You ever look back at your high school days and realize she was really into you but you had no clue?3yr ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/PartyParrot
Hello fellow kids, I heard there's a party at the star quarterback's house on Friday?3yr ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/PartyParrot
After Cheryl took his house, his kids, and his self-respect, David lost himself in the bottom of a bottle. After one blackout too many, the judge gave him an ultimatum: sober up and publicly own up to his mistakes or spend 30 days in the county jail.3yr ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
It was the perfect crime, and he would've gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those meddling kids.5mo ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.1yr ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
What evil lurks in the minds of these vicious little raptors?3mo ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
When wandering through the wilds of Australia, one sometimes comes across trees full of strange fruit2mo ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/budgieParty
Clara looked at herself in the mirror. How could she have let herself go for this long? Would any man want to date her now?3yr ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
What are you looking at me for, do I have something on my beak? Oh right, the noodles, I swear these aren't yours. I just popped down to the...noodle store and bought these noodles.1yr ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
INTERPOL ALERT: Be on the lookout for this dangerous individual. If found, do not attempt to apprehend and contact authorities immediately.6mo ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
What's the name of this hot new band, and what's their debut album called?1yr ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/budgieParty
Odds are you've never been as comfy in your life as this bird is right now.11mo ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/budgieParty
If you want to party all weekend, you'd better get your ducks in a row.10mo ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/budgieParty
*Record scratch* Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation.2mo ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/budgieParty
Don't let those big baby eyes fool you, this hardened criminal would kill you and everybody you love to get his next fix of seed.2yr ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
Wallet, keys, and pocket budgie, never leave home without the essentials.10mo ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/budgieParty
When wandering through the wilds of Australia, one sometimes comes across trees full of strange fruit2mo ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/budgies
Today I'm going to show you how to get a 6-pack like me, be sure to like and subscribe if you want to learn how to get swole, little bro. 💪💪👊👊2wk ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/budgieParty
Clearly this one isn't of legal size, better throw him back.6mo ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
The clear birthday cake choice for the pineapple aficionado.1yr ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/KnightsOfPineapple
Edgar might be illegally smol now, but he knew he would soon grow up enough to cheat at soccer.2yr ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
Did you know that if you leave your budgies in the hot sun too long, they're liable to melt?10mo ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/budgieParty
A new species of cryptid has been spotted, behold the majestic budgalope:1yr ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/budgieParty
Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty. - Babs1yr ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/cockatiel
Yes, you're adorable Babs, now give me that finger back so I can get to work!1yr ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/birbhostage
New flock member drops tomorrow, what should I name her? (food themed)2yr ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/cockatiel
I'm not saying I'm turning into a crazy bird lady, but that's only because I'm not a lady...1yr ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/budgieParty
This innocent-looking fellow comes with a side of POISON DEATH!2yr ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
I made beer cheese soup and added broccoli, wild rice, and chicken, I call it Frankensoup.6mo ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/soup
There's something alluring about her, I just can't put my finger on it...1yr ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/budgieParty
Now that snow is on the ground, it's time to watch Grumpy Old Men to get psyched up for the season, the best (and only) movie about ice fishing ever made.1yr ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/IceFishing
Are you a high-flying modern budgie on the go? Now you have first-class transportation to go to the party instead of having to have the party come to you.1yr ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/budgieParty
It took 6 months to convince them that the tree I built for them isn't scary, but they still prefer perching on the kitchen cabinets and pooping on my clean dishes. 🤦♂️5mo ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/budgieParty
It takes a special kind of person to park over the line in four spaces at once.1yr ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/northdakota
Photographer Charles Davis captured this image of wild Australian budgies in a tree. There are no leaves...2yr ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/budgieParty
Seriously, stay home tonight unless you're an essential worker or are having a bonafied emergency. Don't risk going into the ditch and taking up resources from somebody that might be having a real emergency.1yr ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/northdakota
I finally got enough succulents to put together a little garden, and then these guys showed up to the party. What are they and how do I exterminate them with extreme prejudice?11mo ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/succulents
This is a recently discovered mutation called double factor black anthracite, are you going to welcome our new goth budgie overlords with open arms or not so much?8mo ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/budgieParty
The package with the party supplies finally arrived, what are your birds' favorite toys?11mo ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/budgieParty
Cleveland Grover Meredith Jr., just arrested for having 3 illegal guns and texting he wanted to shoot or run over Nancy Pelosi3yr ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/Idiotswithguns
I'm 5 and this is Costco mac and cheese with garlic shrimp and broccoli1yr ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/Im5andthisismacaroni
This winter the weather has been cold enough to make ice, but still warm enough to go out and enjoy it. Anybody else having a great start to the ice fishing season?4mo ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/northdakota
The fish weren’t biting but I didn’t even mind. Little Heart River.3yr ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/northdakota
