United States: We have Pacific Reserve Fleet at home. Pacific Reserve Fleet at home in San Diego:1mo ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/NonCredibleDefense
Most controversial opinion that you sincerely hold about 40k that would have you looking like this (I'll start)4mo ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/Grimdank
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance (he glows), this opportunity before The Emperor comes once in a lifetime yo!5mo ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/Grimdank
For a quest I missed on the first time through, it had a seriously good reward for so little effort3yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/witcher
I'm not a cannonologist but I think the range and accuracy of a 19th century warship would be outpaced by the modern Fun Machine5mo ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/NonCredibleDefense
What are the anti-ballistic proprieties of Gothic Architecture?10mo ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/NonCredibleDefense
War has it's own language, idioms, axioms and heurisms. For example, consider the humble Chicago Typewriter..9mo ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/NonCredibleDefense
If you haven't played Old World Blues, please play Old World Blues6mo ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/falloutnewvegas
I can't bring myself to see the BOS in New Vegas as anything but sad, scared children6mo ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/falloutnewvegas
It's 2012, The aircraft carriers USS Dwight D. Eisenhower, USS George H.W. Bush, USS Enterprise, USS Harry S. Truman, and USS Abraham Lincoln are in port at Naval Station Norfolk, Va. You have 4 words to get them to leave port for whatever reason, what you sayin'4mo ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/NonCredibleDefense
Given how almost every modern monster has at least one effect, could you conceivably build a decent deck with pure monster cards in 2024 or has this joke aged like wine?2mo ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/yugioh
During Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) Indy is trapped in the Paris Catacombs by the villains who set the area ablaze. Entering the Catacombs is a crime, punishable by 20 Francs (at the time). This suggests to the viewer that the antagonists are rich and capable of committing petty crime2yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
I've been saying this for years: give me seeb, I am dinosaur, and they only just got around to writing it down.2yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
Pandeemonium in the countryside as derranged Hippo tears off leg of tourist1yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/IllegallySmol
Dad, why do you put a sprinkle of sawdust in your coffee in the morning instead of sugar?2yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/Frostpunk
Mommy's gonna clean you up so you're presentable when the parole board comes by, ok sweetie?2yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
Got an urgent email saying I missed a payment on my student loans and needed to log in 'immediately.'5mo ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/assholedesign
Urgent halp needed: hooman is 'werking from home' but the amount of cuddles I receive is defelineing. I try to hint that I want pets but get called 'silly kitty.' Is this clawbook neglect? I haven't been pet in 8 or 9 minutes!2yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Things you're missing out on if you've never played Old World Blues6mo ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/NewVegasMemes
Fact: 100% of smol crimes in Oxford in 2018 were committed by this single budgie.1yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
I bet r/falloutlore would say I can't even begin to explain all the issues with this artwork from a lore perspective..6mo ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/OldWorldBlues
In GTA 5 (2013) Trevor has European style sockets and water fixtures in his trailer. This is because he's a hipster.5mo ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/GTAV
If you know, then you know. If you don't know then you're Geralt for the first 2 games3yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/Witcher3
Roses are Red, Our divisions are in the Caucus, Dear Mr. Putin: have you ever played amoungus?5mo ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/NonCredibleDefense
Yeah I'm a baby budgie, yeah I'm very itchy and yeah I did the big screm so what? Is it illegal to be a baby??1yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
I am *temporarily* suspending habeas corpus and elections effective immediately. Now begins an age of peace and prosperity under Emperor Ham Ham the First of His Name2yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/IllegallySmol
After losing contact with Diver #1 hours ago, NOAA sends in a second to investigate the source of the S.O.S. they picked up on Sonar from the Cruise Ship that sunk months ago.10mo ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/distressingmemes
Harper considers returning to a life of crime less than 22 seconds after leaving the cage2yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
Oh I doubt the Inspector General will raise any more concerns about those 'accounting irregularities' when he opens our little care package...2yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
This cat broke into [OP's} house and knocked over [their] monitor.8mo ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/ThatLookedExpensive
Xenos are shocked to discover that Humanity still imprison their own species when one of them breaks the law for a number of reasons; perhaps the most prominent being that those in prison seem bigger, stronger and angrier than those tasked with keeping them locked up for long periods of time.1yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
They call me Tijuana Terry and I have no idea where that tiny birb you're looking for went off to. Probably wasn't wearing a hat, might not even be that smol to be honest with you.2yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
In Pokemon Blue (1998), if you catch a Clefairy with a Charmander in your party and raise it to level 99 before using a moonstone and rarecandy while on Victory Road, it turns into a Gengar! This is a slight nod to my best friend in school being a pathological liar.2yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/shittygamedetails
In Skyrim (2011), the Dragon Born cannot milk cows themselves and no NPCs are ever seen doing so, there isn't even an animation for the action in-game, though milk jugs were added in a later DLC. This is because only Todd Howard is allowed to milk Skryim2yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/shittygamedetails
In Stellaris (2016) the mid to late game has a built in feature that causes time to slow down. This is a reference to the game's engine buckling under the stress of 5,000 stars all blowing up once you research the psuedo-Deathstar system killers.1yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/shittygamedetails
Would you call this a cope bike or is it more of a wheelbarrow at this point? Either way, those bricks are looking a little too credible if you ask me5mo ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/NonCredibleDefense
In Fallout 4 (2016) some NPCs will have tattoos on their head like this one. It's to show he's a fan of Type O Negative the American gothic metal band formed in New York City in 19891yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/shittygamedetails
There are .1% of players who beat the final boss but never saw the ending to Minerva's Den and that's so tragic2yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/Bioshock
Are they there to protect that side of the tank as some kind of living Cope-Cage?10mo ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/NonCredibleDefense
Look Ivan, there is only one Sniper and she is gUrl. How hard can it be?1mo ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/NonCredibleDefense
In A House of Many Doors (2017) you are given the unique ability to produce baby oil the old fashioned way2yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/shittygamedetails
Metro 2033 (2010) included multiple upgades/enhancements such as the ability to wipe your mask, stealth knockouts, a locked 60 FPS and a neat smoke effect that happened when more than 2 people were onscreen at a time. This is a reference to my graphics card being on its deathbed.1yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/shittygamedetails
Portal 2 (2011) had a multiplayer mode where two Aperture Science robots would try to kill each other in increasingly petty and vindictive ways while laughing. This is a reference to me having nobody to play it with and instead watching VideogameDunky do it on Youtube2yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/shittygamedetails
Sid Meier's Civilization III (2001) featured a unique save game function where after a 10 hour session it would transport you magically to your bed with a glass of water. This is a subtle nod to me falling asleep at the family computer and my grandpa carrying me to my room.2yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/shittygamedetails
[META] Top 2 posts today are both reposts from 1 and 3 years ago respectively.6mo ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/falloutnewvegas
Might be a little early to start making predictions but I'm pretty sure the next trailer is gonna have something everyone can agree on..2yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/Frostpunk
I think I must have misheard you. I thought I heard bedtime, but that can't possibly be correct. How about you get to scritching and I'll pretend like I didn't hear that or do I have to do the big screm?1yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
Dis is an epurrgency! Hoomans are furrcing me to watch unfunny show! Deres no kits! I cat relate to New Yorkie commedies!2yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Though often accused of being a GTA knockoff, Scarface: The World Is Yours (2006) involved some innovative mechanics like vehicle delivery, property upgrades, drug deal minigames and changing your default search on chrome. This is a subtle nod to me downloading a virus from a shady link2yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/shittygamedetails
When your colonist with a shortbow decides to take on the map's toughest predator on their own and you didn't notice until you heard the popup and now the rest of the colonists are in a race against time to save their life3yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/RimWorld
Is this one of those cope cages I've been hearing so much about?10mo ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/NonCredibleDefense
Little Karibo go! Use Nostalgia Blast to deal 500 damage to their Dungeon Dice Type Pokemon!3mo ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/YuGiOhMemes
About halfway through GTA - Vice City (2002) when you finish the second mission for Umberto Robina of the Cuban gang, the game will shut down and you'll lose all progress. This is a subtle nod to the fact that the power went out in the middle of the night and I didn't have a memory card for my PS22yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/shittygamedetails
Person living in a shack despite being filthy rich and having access to free housing in a nice apartment: incoherent screaming / El Presidente: Why can't you be normal?!2yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/tropico
It might be a stretch but Bioshock 2 (2010) and Bioshock Infinite (2013) may take place in the same universe as they both contain a dad who has a daughter2yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/shittygamedetails
Bioshock Forever (2012) is the third installment of the crumpledink franchise this time you play as George Cloney2yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/shittygamedetails
Make the comment section look like this guy's search history, I'll start..5mo ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/OldWorldBlues
Introducing the Cope Pup (now with 15% less fleas and 25% more teeth)9mo ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/NonCredibleDefense
I declare the Pretender Ham Ham's Empire forfeit! LONG LIVE THE HAMTARIAN REPUBLIC2yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/IllegallySmol
Two danger floofs share one last kiss before walking back into the police station to turn themselves in2yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/IllegallySmol
Winterhome Citizens: We have put our full faith and trust in you to not screw it up like the last captain Also Winterhome Citizens that same day: You are the worst captain we've ever had, pack your bags you're done here.2yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/Frostpunk
I lost more Dawi than I care to admit but eventually, we got those Greenskins!3yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/totalwarhammer
You walk into the store, see this handsom fella. What you ordering?1yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/WholesomeAsHeck
Jayden Yuki here, AMA in the comments before Crowler notices I'm cutting class again!2mo ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/YuGiOhMemes
During indie masterpiece Rimworld (2016), sometimes subterranean insects will burrow into your base right in your stockpile next to explosive cannisters and attack them, blowing up half your base in an instant. This is a reference to how Randy hates you2yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/shittygamedetails
I feel like more of an idiot for just learning this than that guy who fell in the generator ruining a Golden Path runthrough2yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/Frostpunk
Random colonist: But won't we get sick if we eat that? Captain: The jury is still out on that one. Colonist: What's a jury?2yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/Frostpunk
In Command & Conquer: Tiberian Sun (1999) during The First Tiberium War, GDI thinks they have killed the charismatic terrorist leader Kane. In fact he went underground to organize an even larger resistance and uses spies to strike when they least expect. This is a subtle Nod.2yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/shittygamedetails
In GTA 5 (2013) Trevor has European style sockets and water fixtures in his trailer. This is because he's a hipster.5mo ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/shittygamedetails
The game Wasteland 2 (2014) had a unique feature where certain shots with a 90% chance to hit from a trained desert ranger flanking an enemy from the high ground would cause the gun to jam, ruining my turn and resulting in a cult suicider blowing up half my team with a handheld nuke2yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/shittygamedetails
In Far Cry 4 (2014) you run into Pagan Min on multiple occasions but he looks different from how he appears on box art and advertisements. This is because he is AN IMPOSTER FROM AMONGUS2yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/shittygamedetails
Eureka's Enclave path is one of the single most satisfying campaigns I've ever played and it's thanks to [tropical] flavor events like these. Are the other Eureka paths this fleshed out??5mo ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/OldWorldBlues
Listen, captain-to-captain, we are starving to death over here. I have no possible way to keep my people working in these conditions. Why would you send us here in the first place if you're going to stop feeding us?2yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/Frostpunk
Chased by the storm in a desperate gamble against time, the last survivors of that forgotten shelter made it to the city where they could ride out the freezing temperatures in unheated bunkhouses eating sawdust inspired cuisine and listening to the cries of the deranged priest/captain2yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/Frostpunk
[Speech 50] The Powder Gangers use these abandoned bunkers every other month, you're in for a rough wake up call come Halloween if you stay here6mo ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/FalloutMemes
In Skyrim (2011), the Dragon Born cannot milk cows themselves and no NPCs are ever seen doing so, there isn't even an animation for the action in-game, though milk jugs were added in a later DLC. This is because only Todd Howard is allowed to milk Skryim2yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/BethesdaSoftworks
Let them break upon our walls, we have endured greater threats than (insert Enemy-of-the-Century that could have taken Western Europe in a few years if they weren't stopped)9mo ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/NonCredibleDefense
Seeing this guy always makes me happy, he's so nice to Geralt and I don't know why3yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/Witcher3
an ostrich told me the world is fake (and i think i believe it) - Hollywood 2023 not even giving fair credit where credit is due, this HACK FRAUD called it!1yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/RedLetterMedia
Pop Quiz! Without looking it up, what are the top 4 MOST VALUABLE ITEMS in Fallout New Vegas?6mo ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/fnv
I'm getting torn up trying extreme endurance on endless but this is the one and only thing I have to share on the matter2yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/Frostpunk
Reporter: Is it true Soviet-Era munitions are making their way to the black market only to be sold back to the very divisions that once possessed them as a form of money laundering?8mo ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/NonCredibleDefense
Outside of surgery I just don't see a way you're getting your hand back2yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/greencheeks
And I bet it’s a trap card, but wait. Yugi knows me, and he knows I would think that, so maybe it’s not a trap, maybe it’s a monster card. But what if he knows that I would think that... so it really is a trap? But what if he knows that I know that he knows... oh, forget it, I’m just gonna attack.3mo ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/YuGiOhMemes
Refugees: Survival. Lords? Saved. Class conflict? Resolved. Lord Craven? Lynched. Faith? New. Snow pit? 227. Survivors? 140. Coal? 1hr. Food? No. Tents? Empty.2yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/Frostpunk
How does the rate of these cards appearing in Master Duel relate to the present Meta elsewhere IRL? They all seem really powerful and I've seen the first 2 meemed to death for a while now2mo ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/yugioh
Anyone know how to handle The Den's early game? Can't win literally any border conflicts even with more troops, can't beat New Reno even with more troops, can't do very much of anything4mo ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/OldWorldBlues
I hate to savescum as much as the next general but that was 100% out of nowhere and I was trying all my options2yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/totalwar
All I'm saying is you don't gotta kill anyone and you might get some free art1yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/HistoryMemes
I've never seen this happen before in dozens of runs, but kudos lizardman3yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/totalwarhammer
