You're on the team now

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Mini heart attack

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You had one job

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Is this some sort of trick question?

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We won Mr. Beast

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Tell me more

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They do this all the time

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Nice one dad

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Enjoy while you still can kids

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You have 5 seconds

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Wait a minute...

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Right in the feels

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Surgeon: Am I a joke to you?

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A way to get them to wear masks

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Must be a new promotion

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Will you shut up man

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A physics meme?

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At least let me wait in the car

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Why are you running

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MRW someone comes up with a solution for my excuse

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Move aside amateur

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Say that again but slower

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Pizza time

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We love surprises

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Like father like son

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Love you mom

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One ticket to hell coming right up

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Annoying little brats

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Like that’ll ever happen

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Reality is often disappointing

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Aight imma head out

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Dad just beat the system

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I mean sure if that's what you want

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2meirl4meirl

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Guess who's in the wheelchair now

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I wasn't kidding dad

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Because that's what heroes do

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Just wanna catch some sleep man

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We used to be so innocent

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Ahh the memories

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He's just sweating through his eyes mom

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Should've seen the looks on their face

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My patience is as thin as the chances of me getting laid

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And just when I thought that I found gold

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Get rekt Zeus

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What's up kids

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Too hot to handle

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I am superior

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Proud of you bud

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Hope this hasn't been done before

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Wtf dad

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Seaweed brain trying to flirt be like

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You asked for it

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When Argo II arrived at New Rome

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A dream come true

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Those bastards lied to me

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Ironic

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We're all gonna die

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Pets are the best

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Be careful Percy

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I hope one day you can meet someone that's worth giving up immortality for

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Perfectly balanced as all things should be

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Well played, Ares

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Still remember like it was yesterday

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Byeanca

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Shit just got real

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My patience is as thin as the chances of you getting laid

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That took an unexpected turn

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We're all gonna die

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*Hmm intensifies*

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Guess you can say I'm already off to a rocky start

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It’s fine now because I am here

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Maybe I'm the bad random

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You know the rules and so do I

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A gentle reminder

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Immobile just like a tree

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The movies so bad that they made Zeus look good

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This is America

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Is this dank?

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