Albino? Uh-huh. This is what you can look forward to when you settle for a used-up sow: cucked with Polarchad's offspring you'll end up sending half your salmon to every month.6yr ⋅ tryptophanatic ⋅ r/bearcels
I hate sows. They will never be able to keep up with my superior intellect. Check out Bears Going Their Own Way r/BGTOW if you agree6yr ⋅ tryptophanatic ⋅ r/bearcels
Bearcel before and after rolling around in the river and rubbing against a tree6yr ⋅ tryptophanatic ⋅ r/bearcels
Was titled My ex broke up with me because my 5 year old car was too old. Ex's Father later presents OP with youngest daughter, condoms and $100.11yr ⋅ tryptophanatic ⋅ r/thatHappened
Redditor's dad bravely breaks tons of dishes, entire restaurant applauds.11yr ⋅ tryptophanatic ⋅ r/thatHappened
Redditor defends his life, later magnanimously forgives would-be-attacker and gives him money11yr ⋅ tryptophanatic ⋅ r/thatHappened
Man's dick so epically satisfying that his lover wants other women to have the chance to experience his powers. Can confirm, am Ronnie Johnson, expert equestrian.11yr ⋅ tryptophanatic ⋅ r/thatHappened
Man bends laws of physics, electromagnetism, in order to punish rude driver. And that man's name...?11yr ⋅ tryptophanatic ⋅ r/thatHappened
