Some say stormtroopers can't aim, when the first movie literally starts with them mowing down rebels with their blasters.3yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. And he did, then they lived happily ever after. THE END. ♥️4yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
Gear up and remember: make it look real, even take a blaster shot if needed. But if one of those rebels is hit, Vader will have your head. They need to escape the Deathstar unharmed!4yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
That Star Wars: Squadrons trailer sure looked nice, anyone else looking forward to fly a Tie Fighter? All guts, no shields!4yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
One day I was walkin' and I found this big log. And I rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick and I was like, That log had a child.5yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/StarWars
If you ever see a warning sign, leave it, it's probably there for a reason.3yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
The Mimban troops were in dire need of a morale boost and Tarkin was the solution.4yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
You are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor.. Take her away!3yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
You'll take my life, but I'll take yours too! You'll fire your blaster, but I'll run you through! So when you're waiting for the next attack! You'd better stand, there's no turning back!3yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
“Do you know the difference between an error and a mistake? Anyone can make an error. But that error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it.”― Grand Admiral Thrawn4yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
It was a beautiful Lothal morning, with a secret rebel base found, neutralized and as a bonus, the rebel Skywalker captured. For the Empire!5yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
Throw that robe in the garbage compactor. The Empire, recycling, even before it was cool.5yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
The rebel grammar nazi assembly has been dealt with. Scoop up the ashes and use them as fertilizer.5yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
Hate to be a bringer of bad news, but the patrol headed for Mos Eisley... They didn't make it :(5yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
I want to field-test these droids, send them to retrieve the package from the surface, any means necessary.5yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
I dunno man, they might be animals, but that looks a bit savage too...5yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
Looking for some stupid droids in this heat, how important can those boltheads be?5yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
It's their planet; we're the hostiles. Was the words of a traitor who got dealt with. (IG: truupperi)5yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
Onward troops, I think I can see Mos Eisley, maybe, but pretty sure I can smell it...5yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
Listen up Grogu, I'm done carrying you around in that backpack, Skywalker Junior might do it, but not me. You're a big boy, use your feet.1yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/StarWars
You must control your temper Vader! We simply cannot loose moffs at this rate.It is unacceptable!5yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
So this was your home planet. Well I've seen worse, just can't remember where...1yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/StarWars
This heap of dewback droppings wont shovel itself, so you will clean the streets using that shovel and those fancy helmets of yours. Any questions? IG: truupperi5yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
“One always dies too soon — or too late. And yet, life is there, finished: the line is drawn, and it must all be added up. You are nothing other than your life.” -Jean-Paul Sartre6yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
We bring peace, safety, prosperity and new job opportunities like this one here. And they still side with the ones who wants to bring it all down. Ungrateful scum if you ask me... 😤5yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
So Mr Cousin, Darryl was it? Aside from the ownership of the droid, I assume you have an open carry permit for this ion blaster also?5yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
Hello R2. Come and play with us. Come and play with us, R2. Forever... and ever... and ever.1mo ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/StarWars
I heard the Hutts put a 220 thousand credit bounty on his head ... I wonder what he did ...4yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/StarWars
Excuse me Mr Fett, Sir. looks like you're busy, but would you mind signing this for my son here? We are both huge fans of your work.2yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/StarWars
Excuse me Mr Fett, Sir. looks like you're busy, but would you mind signing this for my son here? We are both huge fans of your work.2yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/ActionFigures
We need a target to demonstrate the full potential of this battle station. One that will bring an end to the rebellion once and for all.4yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
His Superb Exaltedness, the great Salacious B. Crumb, mastermind of the year 2020, will hear your plea, Jedi.3yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/StarWars
“Do you know the difference between an error and a mistake? Anyone can make an error. But that error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it.”― Grand Admiral Thrawn4yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/StarWars
It's okay, girl. This is our home now. Needless to say, exciting times ahead.2yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/StarWars
Go Child, go with this wizard looking stranger and his beeping trashcan, he will teach you all about Kung-Fu.2yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/ActionFigures
The lower levels of Coruscant should not be visited without proper gear. Finished this custom EVO trooper yesterday, really like how it turned out.3yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/starwarsblackseries
Listen up Grogu, I'm done carrying you around in that backpack, Skywalker Junior might do it, but not me. You're a big boy, use your feet.1yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/starwarsblackseries
Best Black Series figure of 2020, The Hoth Rebel Trooper. No doubt.3yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/starwarsblackseries
It's okay, girl. This is our home now. Needless to say, exciting times ahead.2yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/starwarsblackseries
Lord Vader is exptecting you sc..., erm, fine gentlemen. Do try to hurry, he is not the most patient man.5yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
An Ithorian walks past a cantina and the bouncer goes: Wanna get hammered? badum tss3yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/StarWars
I heard the Hutts put a 220 thousand credit bounty on his head ... I wonder what he did ...4yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/starwarscollecting
“No longer certain that one ever does win a war I am. For in fighting the battles, the bloodshed, already lost we have.” – Yoda4yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/starwarscollecting
R2 showing Obi-Wan Anakin's quarters on the Resolute, I believe the signs were pretty visible. ---You're correct R2, there is something wrong with the boy... <sad beeping sounds>3yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/StarWars
Security footage of rebel saboteurs escaping after an terrorist attack on a Imperial facility on Morak. Contact ISB if you have any information about the identity or whereabouts of these cowards.3yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
The wait was the worst, not knowing when the enemy would strike and knowing that when they did, they would strike hard and relentlessly.4yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/starwarscollecting
One heartbeat later, two heroes of the Empire were lost forever...5yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
An Ithorian walks past a cantina and the bouncer goes: Wanna get hammered? badum tss3yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/starwarsblackseries
One day I was walkin' and I found this big log. And I rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick and I was like, That log had a child.5yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/ImaginaryJedi
Luke fix the vaporator, Luke do this, Luke don't do that.... One day I'm gonna fly away from this place and never come back.5yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/StarWars
“Do you know the difference between an error and a mistake? Anyone can make an error. But that error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it.”― Grand Admiral Thrawn4yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/starwarscollecting
There was some commotion behind this blastdoor and then that appeared, can't be anything good. Better get ready.5yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/StarWars
You never cease to amaze me R2, you could have told me you two knew each other...3yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/starwarsblackseries
Vandor-1 was no place for soft amateurs, that is why range troopers where assigned to guard the coaxium needed for the glorious Empire.6yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
Hey T-Rex, what might Rocketman and Darth Asthma be talking about over there? A secret unicorn project? 🦄6yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/ImaginaryJedi
This is a birthday card I made to a fan on his 5th birthday. He wanted a photo with Vader playing the guitar.5yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/StarWars
DP:Well f***! Wish someone told me he can't take a joke. The franchise which hates hands strikes again... ✋🏻 BF: Be glad he only took your hand. B: Can I keep this?6yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/deadpool
Those dirty rebels have probably escaped, but we need to sweep the area. Jumper, you take the roofs and the rest will take the streets! IG: truupperi5yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
Credits where taken from the budget of Project Stardust, the filthy scalpers on Nar Shaddaa drive a hard bargain, but it is finally here my Lord...5yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/starwarscollecting
There was some commotion behind this blastdoor and then that appeared, can't be anything good. Better get ready.5yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
Cool girls don't look at explosions, they blow things up and then walk away...6yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/starwarsrebels
Keep your hand off that blaster, if you don't mind, we need to have a talk.4yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/ActionFigures
“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ― Winston S. Churchill (IG: truupperi)5yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/starwarscollecting
Yes it's pretty and shiny, but I wish you could have left it on the ship.3yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/StarWars
Backbone of the Empire, the GNK droid. Even used as jumpstarter for the AT-AT.5yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
We shall defend our Empire, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the shores. We shall fight in the mud and sand. We shall fight in the snow. We shall never surrender! IG: truupperi5yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
Hey T-Rex, what might Rocketman and Darth Asthma be talking about over there? A secret unicorn project? 🦄6yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/StarWars
Lord Vader is exptecting you sc..., erm, fine gentlemen. Do try to hurry, he is not the most patient man.5yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/starwarscollecting
Red: I swear I heard something! Blue: Its just the wind, calm down. White: Whatever, the cold will kill us anyway... 😰5yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
Flying with guts, not shields. Anyone else been enjoying Star Wars Squadrons?3yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
Have you seen those lightsaber adds on Facebook, with really cool videos and pics. Don't fall for it. This is what you get for $29.99. I knew it was not for real, but gave it a try. Thankfully PayPal did protect my purchase :D6yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/starwarscollecting
Deploy the ground units, I want that base destroyed, but leave the commander for me!5yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
Cool girls don't look at explosions, they blow things up and then walk away...6yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/StarWars
Even The Empire needs assistance from scum like bounty hunters sometimes, even non-humans.6yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
Hey T-Rex, what might Rocketman and Darth Asthma be talking about over there? A secret unicorn project? 🦄6yr ⋅ truupperi ⋅ r/u_truupperi
