Wassup fellas. My sister snap a pretty good picture of my daughter and I on Memorial day. Pittsburgh Pirates love....Philly Beard
hurry hurry hurry OHDAMNSHITFUCK!!!!
Sand Art result is very satisfying to me
Head lice infestation
13 years ago when I was in 10th grade, this girl (now woman) told me I'd look handsome if I let my beard grow in. 13 years later and I finally listened and she loves it
Hmmm...let me try it head first this time.
This kinda hurt my feelings a little
As you can see we have a great price on these items, but fuck this show, fuck this game, and fuck this T.....V!!
Happy Thanksgivings from my Eagles family.
It's Cowboy's week in Philadelphia. The beard is as heavy as the game.
Go head Bob Hope!!
Sometimes it's just like that.
Hello, I'm Dr. Cheeks. I'm doing my rounds and I'm, uh, a little behind
The hat compliments the beard.
Goodbye friend. Your camp helped me play at a level I never thought I could.
Good night in 1...2...3...zzzzz
She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck. Guys like what, what, what. Baby move your butt, butt, butt.
This guy was kicked out of the Miami Dolphins game for wearing a Speedo (only).....dat beard though?!?!?!
In 2007 I started trimming my beard and lost control...I've never shaved since and never will again.
Betty Heidler hammer throw
oh baby you like that don't you? You feel it baby?!
Thanks, I hate YouTube.
It's obvious that my fiancé is a step up from my ex....but this is how my ex talks about her
MRW when turbo tax gives me a deposit date for my income tax.
Just because some mods are done well doesn't excuse them from being....well.....shitty.
MRW she's checking for me and I'm checking for her.
uh, yes I'd like a Cheese burger...large fries and a large coke
I'm supporting the all black look tonight with a retro twist.
How do you rep your city? This is how me and my wife do it....(x/post from /r/beards)
Me and my Nephew 2002 and 2013
Philadelphia Flyers. Philadelphia Beard. Oh yeah...yesterday was National Hat Day.
Dick Van Dyke & Julie Andrews: The Mary Poppins premiere 50 years ago vs. 3 days ago at Mr. Banks premiere (x-post from /r/pics posted by u/sketchampm)
I got....so high...and so hungry...I just let my stomach do the thinking
Found this on r/blackpeopletwitter...I'd like to think she'll find love.
This guy... /u/Pigville ...what have you done?
Homer Simpson warns new redditors before they post something
well damn...it makes a huge difference
...and even though I didn't know the guy, I just dug in and started stuffing that chicken into my mouth. It was so delicious. But it wasn't fried chicken. It was a baby! It was a baby.
The Barry Sanders Bounce and juke....this guy never spiked the ball or celebrated a touchdown
Had to shave the beard down for a more professional and less intimidating look.
A dog steals from a tiger
Been talking for a few weeks. Been on several dates...never once asked for sex....but tonight she gave me the green light to get dat pussy.
oh foreal? you gon' tease me? COME'ERE BITCH!
This would be a good back pocket option at anytime during the game.
Things get revenge on idiots
As I move from watching NFL to NCAA Basketball...here's my pick for the number 1 spot. The beard is ready.
MR after I knocked a guy out for smacking me with shaving cream while I was in the barber chair.
Detroit Lions Stephen Tulloch celebration gone wrong.
No alarm is a good alarm in the morning. And this is by far the worst. However, it's 100% accurate to how I feel in the morning and it also makes me laugh just a little bit.
MFW I'm talking to my wife's sister who has huge boobs and loves to show them.
As a Philadelphian, I should have known this sub was here....and I love it
Me (left) 2002 Prom and my brother, 1983 Prom
They say this Packers game is a true test for us. I say it's a true challenge for them. E.A.G.L.E.S
Roxborough / Manayunk at dusk
This make-up with too many eyes
This is what Ebony Magazine said Michael Jackson would look like in the year 2000...the article was written in 1985
What's the most heroic shit that can happen in a few seconds?
Futurama fans...I Present to you.....Hypnotoad
Rapper Future is Bender on his mixtape cover Futurama I thought it was pretty cool
One of those lazy Sundays. It's been a while since we had a 1 o'clock game.
MRW she tell me she has a very heavy flow this month.
It really only works once when you're sitting.
How I feel when my lady is fresh out the shower and she ask if I wanna taste her
Kelly Green Vs. Midnight Green. I'll cast my vote
[Specific] Can someone give me an all white, eggshell, or grey background for my work ID please?
I'd like to speak to customer service please.
When she comes out the bathroom with a positive EPT result.
Sliding down a rail in the upper section of a football stadium. The moment he looses his balance...I.R.
Victoria's Way-Indian Sculpture Park Entrance
I got high as shit the other night.....so I let my stomach do the thinking
Galaxy S3 Whistle Notification...I hate you.
Young Latina girl rides huge cock (x/post from /r/funny)
MRW my wife asks me, Why are you always on reddit?
probably the most snuggly slam take down in the history of MLB
You don't have to lick Japanese yogurt lids
Shitty car mods. Shitty truck mods. well...here's a limousine...and it's owner
if it's clear and yella' you've got juice there fella. if it's tangy and brown you're in cider town.
🎵🎶The sun in the sky has a smile on it's face! 🎶🎵
I'm sure he heard a ringing...I think he thought it was his phone.
LeSean McCoy, left, right, left again.
Michael Vick with the walk-off run.
Marge: Did you have to be so graphic? Homer: It's OK, Marge: they pave the way for this kind of filth in school
They keep talking about this day on 94.1 WIP. This is my first time seeing this.
Chalmers: Good Lord, what is happening in there?! Skinner: The Aurora Borealis? Chalmers: The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen? Skinner: Yes.
Asian Giant Hornet.........stings...shutter
[specific] My daughter totally Bart Simpson'd this wedding photo. Can one of you guy please swap her face out with her incredibly happy smile? 2nd picture in the comments
Using a lice comb. Found on r/wtf
Looks like Foles is interested in what I'm trying to Google.
Muscles in a butter sauce
A Cluster of ticks in a dogs ear.
When you have to bury a loved one.
After all the years, I'm happy this happened
Driving in the rain
I was looking up SpongeBob as a lifeguard when....
As always, hello from Philadelphia
I was going to make some roasted potatoes the other night.
this stop sign.....ugh
My dads reaction when I told him I'm gonna go to college, get a job, get married and be a good father and husband. (NFL)
Riz'em Migintch? Rada-radsack?!
This dog is covered in ticks x-post from /r/wince
15...tst...30...tst....37....38 da da nuh nuh nuh nuuuuuuuuh 45! 47!
Homer, is that a Halloween costume? Uh, no
Guess I'll Just Chill Here Then x-post from r/thisismylifenow
I expect to see this guy in the endzone twice on Sunday
To our troops and our big win. E.A.G.L.E.S
That little kick means he regretted it right away.
Sunset view from 60th & Chesnut
MRW my employer says we're having drug & alcohol screenings tomorrow for everyone in the company
Notorious B.I.G.....meet Noticeably F.A.T.
St. Patrick's day in Springfield USA
I don't think he'll be smoking salvia again.
I shaved once....let's say it'll never happen again. Left picture 2008, Middle picture 2006, Right picture 2012
I like Devin Hester, but I can't forget about one of my all time favorite special teams players. 10 weeks 10 returns 10 touchdowns.
/u/Splatacus posted this in /r/wtf. It's silicon bubbles in the anterior chamber of a human eye. This is a method used to reattach a detached retina.
This time...we not only hit hard...but we win.
I don't know what the hell I was thinking back in 2010.
My brother 17 years old, 1993. My nephew (his son) 16 years 2013
Cleaning out my basement and came across this... How can I watch it?
Need money for beer, pot and hookers. At least I ain't bullshittin
Frisby by the lake
A Jewel Caterpillar
Show me your Eagles stuff! Here's mine.
A week late but the Eagles blacked out against the Giants last week so I blacked out too!
ACME brand parachute made for Wile E. Coyote.
the people of /r/trypophobia are terrified of these bubbles that are oddly satisfying to me
[Specific] My wife likes this picture, but is not looking into the camera. Can you guys fix her eyes so she's looking straight?