Santa really came through on stocking stuffers this year.
I'm gonna swing from the chandelier, from the chandelier
The worst kind of fiend
I honked at him and told him his tailgate was open and he was about to lose stuff, he flipped me off.
I see your McDonalds stirring spoon and your McDonalds ashtray and raise you with my entire fast food ash tray collection
Ricochet creating nuclear level heat for himself
I was told you guys would appreciate my fast food ashtray collection
My wife got me more fast food/diner ashtrays for Christmas
Saw a familiar chubby bubble face in Hawkeyes Vs Deadpool.
I was watching Seinfeld when a wild Czernobog appeared
Stone Cold delivering a stunner.
I don't even own a cat. He's a neighbor's cat who thinks he can just come in and loiter any time he wants.
Bad doggo light fixture
I think he took your wallet!
My Uncle's response after I posted an article about Michael Cohen pleading guilty.
My collection of fast food franchise ashtrays
Posted this on Facebook and had a local realtor chime in to defend bad parking.
People who think wildlife can be kept as pets.
One for the history books
Taking a group selfie on the roof, New York, New York (1920)
I wouldn't walk anywhere near this, much less swim in it. Sunken city swimming pool, Bhakti Park, Wadala
You can post pretty much any Trump tweet here and it stands on it's own.
She saw me take the pic and said I just had to run in and grab something, what's the big deal?
Here we are with a million dollars, Horseshoe Casino, Las Vegas 
My favorite moment of Superior Spider-Man (SSM #31)
Moby Dick, Pleasure Island Theme Park, Wakefield, MA
A picture from the filming of the classic 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. Even if the water is only a few feet deep, you couldn't pay me enough.
LPT: Place your sponge on its side in the sink, it'll dry out quickly and keep it from getting mildewy.
Roses are red, You can look though a slit,
Taylor Swift meets Nickleback (1998)
This Ethiopian restaurant uses the Star Wars font in their menu.
Sunday Drive Double Date, Colorado [1930s]
Put this in my teenage daughters lunch today after introducing her to IASIP last week.
This candlestick holder at IKEA is the pure definition of impractical.
I found an old friend wasting away in the basement. Time to bring him back to life.
If I fit, I sit.
Dust really loves the PS4. I have to clean this thing off twice a day, anyone else having this issue?
MRW trying to decide wether I should try to retrieve blood echoes from a boss that just sodomized me. [Bloodborne]
The couple on the Porsche themed pinball table I'm restoring look suspiciously like Mitt and Ann Romney.
This collection of lost bumper stickers and car magnets at my local car wash.
The model home I was looking at today had a framed photo of Kenneth Branagh in the master bedroom.
Deadpool gets distracted by scantily clad women while posing for a picture with Deathstroke. Accurate depiction.
Picked up this beauty from Starfest.
Dug up an box of comics from the 80's and saw this on the back, thought you'd guys enjoy it.
That time when the Avengers took on Ho Chi Minh...
Watching CNN when suddenly...
Judy's gonna love her present.
Managed to take a picture of the Google Street View car as it was taking a picture of me.
Loki didn't go back to Asgard with Thor.
Emergency pee cup
Roses are red, You can look through a slit,
Is Popcap just trolling us now?
[I ate] Fried Chicken Pain Perdu with lavender French toast, bourbon maple syrup on Nutella mascarpone in a hospital cafeteria.
Managed to get a photo of the Google Street View car as it was taking a photo of me.
Lazy Saturday Spock: I thought I was going to meet Jonathan Frakes and his beard, sadly the beard was absent. It was hard not to be just a little disappointed.
Lazy Saturday Spock
I found this thing in my luggage after unpacking from a trip to Florida. I have no idea man.
A small portion of this stadium was left empty
My new Deadpool print.
My second table, Checkpoint!
This guy gets it.
I hope this was an April's Fools joke.
I can have such a thing?
A thousand nerds cried out out in horror.
Just bought a Jungle Lord
Checking in from the Colorado rally!