And took out the trash too!

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Mask it or casket Karen

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If I just leave a button open, nobody will even notice

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Mask it or casket

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Hear, hear

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I refuse to be shamed

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It’s funny because it’s true

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Srsly who tf asked you dude?

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My Soulmate

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Fuck dag

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Doin it all for Bae

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... then take them to the coke orgies

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Sisyphean task

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F*ck Dag

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Wolficidal tendencies

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Your daily dose of Fuck Dag

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They still say this shit

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Apparently...

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... and this one is holding a weapon

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Nah, I think I’m gonna just climb all around it for a few minutes

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Every third phone call

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But please feel free to keep doxxing yourselves

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Is it just me or have they patched it somewhat lately?

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The Senator’s Gambit

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Reddit rn

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Mood

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Sorry, we’re even out of Switch Lites

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Don’t have to ask me twice

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*crippling

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11eisman

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It doesn’t take long

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Those occasional random arrows show they care

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Me for real

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Years later and this is still me

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She’s got a plan for that

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VPOTUS

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Dem Debate

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Nothing better

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The only news I care about

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My new job at a gaming/collectibles store said I could wear t-shirts from my favorite superhero, so I did

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Bae

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Hopes the replacement hides the pain

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Starting Nov. 4th, we keep fighting hard!

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Reposting my own meme because still true

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The choice (fuck dag)

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“I’m sorry you don’t have any bad memories of me”

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Mmm, bread

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The one

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Why the long face?

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My kingdom for some friggin antlers

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So weird that it doesn’t work for everyone

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Conflicted by first world problems

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Gimme my damn reindeer antlers!

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fuck dag

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Clippy Karen

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Not today Satan

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Trumpsters be like

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Anyone else got a pile of dead zealots (and occasionally their horses that spawn wherever their corpse are) or is that just me?

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Yes/no questions kill potential pro-card sales

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TFW Larry Summers is choosing the cabinet

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Visionary

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What a beautiful day!

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Oooooh yeah!!!

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F the LP (comin straight from the underground)

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My very first one

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... then you can take them to the cocaine orgies

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For literal fuck’s sake

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Warrencrats

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Join the club

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Make it rain!

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Peer pressure

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Wtf

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