If you're fat and ugly, you have no reason to speak.7yr ⋅ Trans_Europe_Express ⋅ r/ImGoingToHellForThis
TIL that shortly after college, former president Obama briefly flirted with the idea of legally changing his name to Gravity as he was a self-proclaimed thick bitch killer.7yr ⋅ Trans_Europe_Express ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL that Martin Luther King once drove into a Burger King drive-thru window, grabbed a pregnant employee by the throat, and bellowed Did I fuckin' SAY sweet-n-sour sauce, muthafucka?!7yr ⋅ Trans_Europe_Express ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
When your man comes home with a duffel bag full of ball bearings.7yr ⋅ Trans_Europe_Express ⋅ r/ImGoingToHellForThis
TIL that starting in 2017, instead of giving a lump of coal to naughty children, Santa Claus will now be dispensing anal lice.7yr ⋅ Trans_Europe_Express ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
The Neverending Story filled me with more wonder than every movie I've seen since combined.7yr ⋅ Trans_Europe_Express ⋅ r/movies
Absolutely fall-down drunk? Drink in hand. Severely beaten by two men with baseball bats? Drink in hand. Crawling out of a fuckin' rolled over truck? Drink. In. Hand.7yr ⋅ Trans_Europe_Express ⋅ r/funny
Bon Scott made every lyric sound like he was propositioning an underage girl through a chain link fence. (1979)7yr ⋅ Trans_Europe_Express ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
