Anytime anybody suggests dietary restrictions while ttc1yr ⋅ Totally-not-a-robot_ ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When people post their lineporn on general interest subs and they get 25k updoots.2yr ⋅ Totally-not-a-robot_ ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW I finally get a chance to talk to my MIL about ttc, and she took 3 years to have her first and knows exactly what to say2yr ⋅ Totally-not-a-robot_ ⋅ r/trollingforababy
I believe I’m entitled to a new puppy every CD1 from now on.2yr ⋅ Totally-not-a-robot_ ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When everyone else is just enjoying the holidays but for you it’s fertile week.1yr ⋅ Totally-not-a-robot_ ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Okay hear me out guys: trying hard to be healthy didn’t work, right? So maybe if we try doing the opposite, it’ll work cause then it’ll happen wHeN yOU lEaSt eXpecT iT!!!2yr ⋅ Totally-not-a-robot_ ⋅ r/trollingforababy
People trying to use their boobs to discern when they ovulated1yr ⋅ Totally-not-a-robot_ ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Actual footage of me having convinced myself I don’t actually want a babby! Seriously! I’m good ya’ll! SEE HOW GOOD IM DOING?!???!2yr ⋅ Totally-not-a-robot_ ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My indignation when the dog walks on my boobs during the tww.1yr ⋅ Totally-not-a-robot_ ⋅ r/trollingforababy
“Oh no! I’ve been trying for 5 months! I’m so depressed! Oh the humanity!”11mo ⋅ Totally-not-a-robot_ ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Aw you poor thing running out of time at the elderly age of 33 and you haven’t even started trying yet but are SuPEr DePrESSeD about it, you poor thing! How will you go on???!??!2yr ⋅ Totally-not-a-robot_ ⋅ r/trollingforababy
What I hear when my mom tells me my aunt offered to pay for my cousins IVF.2yr ⋅ Totally-not-a-robot_ ⋅ r/trollingforababy
