As a reasonable Texan, this has been my first thought after clicking way too many headlines this year. Most recently, the kid arrested for bringing a clock to school.9yr ⋅ tortugaborracho ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Local woodworker was selling all kinds of sweet Star Wars stuff at a small comic convention in East Texas.9yr ⋅ tortugaborracho ⋅ r/StarWars
Just wanted to make sure my area of East Texas is/was well represented here.3yr ⋅ tortugaborracho ⋅ r/trashy
Cleaning my desk this morning and I bumped a button on the side of my laptop...9yr ⋅ tortugaborracho ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Annual trip out to my cabin in East Texaswith my buddies last weekend. [OC]5yr ⋅ tortugaborracho ⋅ r/CabinPorn
Part of my job is taking photos of animals at our local animal shelter. Caught this good boy mid shake this morning6yr ⋅ tortugaborracho ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingDerps
A local organization wants my community to take getting healthy seriously, but it's hard when this is the kind of crap they post....9yr ⋅ tortugaborracho ⋅ r/facepalm
My wife is savage y'all. She sent me this snap while she was shopping.6yr ⋅ tortugaborracho ⋅ r/funny
My 11 year-old step daughter never really had the chance to play with LEGOS before, so I scored some serious bonus-dad points when I dug a few boxes out of storage tonight. We spent several hours building a whole complex backstory for these two boats.6yr ⋅ tortugaborracho ⋅ r/daddit
I'm sick of your shit, Wonka, and I won't have it in my kid's classroom.9yr ⋅ tortugaborracho ⋅ r/pics
Still trying to perfect a Milky Way shot from my front yard, but I'm proud of this one. [OC]8yr ⋅ tortugaborracho ⋅ r/pics
The heat index was 102 in East Texas today, but that didn't stop us from getting out on the water.6yr ⋅ tortugaborracho ⋅ r/canoeing
Are Facebook Marketplace groups considered cheating? I feel like they should be considered cheating.6yr ⋅ tortugaborracho ⋅ r/engrish
My wife loves these flowers but can never remember what they're calledd. Seen in East Texas6yr ⋅ tortugaborracho ⋅ r/whatsthisplant
It's apparently a big deal that the Star Wars trailer had a black guy in a storm trooper uniform....10yr ⋅ tortugaborracho ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Abandoned work truck in East Texas I spotted while camping this weekend. Album in comments. [2848x4272] (OC)10yr ⋅ tortugaborracho ⋅ r/AbandonedPorn
Happy San Jacinto Day, Texans. Here's a photo I took of the monument when I lived in Houston. Hope you enjoy it.9yr ⋅ tortugaborracho ⋅ r/texas
All I could think at 3 a.m. when my five-month old daughter was crying because she was tired.10yr ⋅ tortugaborracho ⋅ r/memes
Not the bumper sticker/vehicle combo I expected to see in the drive thru.7yr ⋅ tortugaborracho ⋅ r/Unexpected
Refusing to let a 12-hour shift wreck my Saturday by taking my breaks on the loading dock.6yr ⋅ tortugaborracho ⋅ r/Hammocks
Oh hey, this is a real nice dive tank. OH FUCK ME. (x-post from /r/gifs) Sorry if repost.10yr ⋅ tortugaborracho ⋅ r/TheDepthsBelow
I work at a university, where we value forward thinking and efficiency.10yr ⋅ tortugaborracho ⋅ r/funny
How I felt after my first really successful post was pulled down by the admins in TIL...10yr ⋅ tortugaborracho ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Came across this post on a Facebook ground and figured Reddit would be able to solve it. No one had in the comments last I checked. Found in East Texas7yr ⋅ tortugaborracho ⋅ r/whatisthisthing
Decommissioned waste water plant [4272x2848][OC] Album in comments9yr ⋅ tortugaborracho ⋅ r/AbandonedPorn
It's the little victories that get you through the work week, like this sight.10yr ⋅ tortugaborracho ⋅ r/pics
I did some pro bono public relation's work for a company my friends started. Here's the invoice I sent them.10yr ⋅ tortugaborracho ⋅ r/funny
